10 best jokes on the FA following Bernardo Silva ban & VAR controversy

The FA has drawn new complaints after giving Bernardo Silva a 1-game ban and VAR controversy in Liverpool-Man City game.

Here, we bring you ten jokes on the FA and Premier League…

Have some good laugh and don't take it seriously!

1

Bernardo Silva posted on Instagram after the international break: "Another two wins with Portugal, now heading back to the league to continue our #FairPlay!"

Minutes after the FA issued a statement claiming a Premier League player is not allowed to make a transfer to another league with the windows closed.

2

"What happens to football players who go blind?"

"They become Premier League referees."

3

"Hey Michael Oliver, you must be a Liverpool fan."

"No, I'm not."

"Then you must be a City hater."

"Neither."

"So why did you rule the game last weekend like that?"

"Because I am a professional football referee from the FA."

4

There are growing complaints about VAR in the Premier League since the introduction of the technology this season.

One player took it to social media and said "Useless FA, full of stupid ba----ds."

He immediately received a 20-year ban, 2 years for insulting the FA and 18 years for divulging state secrets.

5

I find it amusing the Americans call it "soccer" and the English call it "football".

Just like how I find it amusing the Americans call it "Circus" and the English call it "The FA".

6

An England international who currently plays in the Premier League is planning a move to Serie A. The FA is unhappy and calls him for some inquiries.

"Mate, why are you trying to leave the best league in the world? Are you unsatisfied with being fouled too much?"

"No, not really."

"Are you unsatisfied with VAR ruling out your armpit-offside goal?"

"No."

"Are you unsatisfied with the festive schedule?"

"No."

"Then why do you wanna go?"

"Because I could at least be unsatisfied with something in Italy."

7

Manchester trim, peak hour. A man asks another man next to him:

"Mate, are you a Premier League referee?"

"Nope."

"Do you have relatives who work in the FA?"

"No."

"Then do you know someone who works in the FA?"

"No."

"Alright, you are stepping on my toes. Mind moving your foot?"

8

"Martin, do you often read the Premier League referee reports?"

"Sure! Otherwise, how do I know I work in a fair organization?"

9

The FA invite guests from La Liga, Serie A, and the Korea football association to watch a Premier League heavyweight clash.

Officials from La Liga: "If we had the commercial power of Premier League, we would still be the best league in the world!"

Officials from Serie A: "If we had the star players of Premier League, we would have a double global audience!"

Officials from South Korea: "If we had the referees of Premier League, we could have won the World Cup in 2002!"

10

The FA issued a statement amid recent VAR controversy.

"There surely is some space for improvements but an absolute fair play in the Premier League is already on the horizon!"

A 5-year-old kid asks his father: "Dad, what is 'horizon'?"

"Horizon is the line at which the earth's surface and the sky appear to meet... well, just something you'll never reach."