There's something to be said for ugly football and even more for the glory of carnage. With such reasoning in mind, Manchester United and Tottenham served the greater good more than their own interests in a wonderful and bonkers tango on Saturday afternoon.
The barest of facts will cover the gist of it – Ruben Amorim’s side led from the 32nd minute until the 84th and trailed from the 91st to the 96th, by which point they were down to 10 men.
That it still finished level is something the marketeers will flog as the magic of the Premier League, when the truth brushes closer to the madness of two teams who cannot be trusted.
As neutrals, we shouldn’t take the latter as a criticism. It is beautiful thing to embrace dysfunctionality as a form of entertainment and this engagement had it in spades for those of us without vested interests.
For United and Amorim, the pain will be more acute, even if there was a salvation of sorts at the death. They dominated the first half, or rather they were allowed to take control by virtue of Tottenham’s ongoing failure to find a sustainable threat under Thomas Frank. Their lead through Bryan Mbeumo was deserved and, for so long, appeared decisive against a side that managed a dismal three touches in the United area in the first half.
But then came the spins and undulations and a failure to build on a promising position – a theme of Amorim’s management distilled into a few chaotic minutes. First, Mathys Tel pulled Tottenham level, which was bad enough, but then it got worse. Benjamin Sesko, who had been dropped and only entered the pitch from the bench after 58 minutes, was taken off injured, by which point United had used all their substitutes.
Suddenly, they were forced to hang on, but that plan went to pot when Richarlison, so poor in the first half, deflected a Wilson Odobert drive past Senne Lammens. It appeared to go in off his ear, but for Frank that was irrelevant. For Frank, that did not matter.
Given how much grumbling there has been about his side’s style, it was possibly even a vindication of the grubby things in life. Except, there was still another twist and that came in the final minute of the six set aside for stoppages. United won a corner – Tottenham’s single forte this season – and up went Lammens in desperation. Spurs eyes drifted to his presence and none followed Matthijs de Ligt, especially those of Brennan Johnson.
A free header at the back post saved the day. With it, United extended their unbeaten run to five, but still it felt like a light accounting. They ought to have been out of sight at 1-0, even if they were less than effective.
For now, United will have to settle for lesser symbols of progress. On that front, Amorim achieved one with his tactical adjustments here, which went against notions of his rigidity.
Ignoring for a moment the changes that Amorim made to his personnel, which saw three alterations led by the demotion of Sesko, there was a masterstroke buried within a tweak to their configuration.
The maligned 3-4-3 remained the same, but it saw Mbeumo shifted from the right of United’s trident to the left and a role that included mentoring duties for Patrick Dorgu. Quite aside from Mbeumo’s instructions to Dorgu, which made for a strong collaboration, Frank’s former hitman at Brentford also had success in his duel with Pedro Porro.
That was one area where United prevailed in the first half. The other came from resisting a Spurs attack that was energetic but limited in its imagination, which is something of an ongoing allegation.
Frank’s efforts to shift the trend featured three changes to the side that beat Copenhagen in the Champions League, with the upshot that he used Richarlison and Randal Kolo Muani in the same attack for the first time. It proved to be a mixed experiment – Kolo Muani’s movements were again out of sync with those behind him and he was hooked at half-time. Richarlison? He blew Tottenham’s best chance of the first period at 0-0.
That move was orchestrated by Brennan Johnson, Spurs’ most lively player, and involved a feint to sidestep Dorgu before he bent a near-perfect cross into the space between Harry Maguire and de Ligt. Richarlison was handed the gift of a free header and botched it royally – contact with the ball came from his shoulder.
Coupled with the minor farce of the opening minute, when Lammens allowed a De Ligt backpass to roll under his boot for a Tottenham corner, it initially felt as though United’s day would be characterised by their vulnerabilities.
But much like that corner, which was ballooned straight out of play by Porro, Spurs mainly failed to make a dent. Credit to United on that front – they Tottenham’s pressure to come from the wings, as ever, and Amorim’s full-backs were mainly comfortable in handling it.
If Frank had more dynamism in central midfield, they may have exploited the weakest area in Amorim’s plan, but that was moot. They dearly miss the collective strengths of Dejan Kulusevski, James Maddison and Dominic Solanke.
With the threats against them limited, United were allowed to capitalise, with Mbeumo’s goal tracing to errors in Tottenham’s defence, and most conspicuously from Pape Matar Sarr. Facing his own goal and surrounded, he opted against hacking clear and instead landed Micky van de Ven in a world of trouble by rolling short. With the ball swallowed by a swarm of United shirts, Amad Diallo was eventually free to cross and Mbeumo was given space by Johnson to head past Guglielmo Vicario.
By the close of the half, it was the game’s only shot on goal. More damningly, Spurs had only three touches in the United area. Pitiful.
Their improvement after the break was understated but clear. Not so much in terms of output, but in a switch of control away from United.
The early warning came from a pair of shots of goal within 60 seconds of each other, and the need for Lammens to pull off reaction saves from Cristian Romero and Joao Palhinha. That suggested a change in the game’s flow, helped by Frank’s assortment of substitutions, which laid the groundwork for the fight back.
Both Destiny Udogie and Tel were part of the cavalry charge and it was the former’s cross that Tel gathered before spinning De Ligt and firing past Lammens. At that stage, it seemed like the best Tottenham might hope for.
But then Richarlison had his moment, which was the first twist. The next, via De Ligt’s header at the far post, was madder still.
IGNASIUSK
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SOMETHING OF THIS NATURE PLUS PROMOTE JJ GABRIE. LACEY.LUSALE
Juzabceyz
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Musaknpy
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De ligt was suppose to block that 1st goal,the goal keeper again was suppose to block all goals ,the coach is alright we have big problems when they score us it must rain 🌧️ with more goals then they group up to save the team,if only they could learn to defend they goals,they won’t score us more
Boss i beg the goallie had no fault for both Tottenham goals.... For u to have seen it as Lammens' fault means you only watch games without your mind but just useless eyes ......
Niccdortu
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Writing an entire book full of nonsense. Shouldn't have taken that injection!
cadamnoy
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it's was all Amorim fault for taken off Casiemero and maguire , , instead of Bruno who don't use to mark the opponents and bring in Mainoo who will muzle that midfield with Totheham. The changes that Amorim make failed to bring that flavour in the game and that lead to Spurs equalizingand adding another goal, tha ks to Delight for that header, if not I would have been a total loss. Amorim should learn how to study how the mach is going and know the right player to remove and the right player to bring in.
Mainoo was injured. Do you even follow the match?
Cimaeknsty
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we need DM,Why cassemero was removed because AMORIM WAS GAMBLING WITH THE SQUAD
Prince-of-peace
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But why they put in another player after Sesko was injured.?
we had used all our 5 substitutes
Prince-of-peace
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De ligt was suppose to block that 1st goal,the goal keeper again was suppose to block all goals ,the coach is alright we have big problems when they score us it must rain 🌧️ with more goals then they group up to save the team,if only they could learn to defend they goals,they won’t score us more
The goalkeeper......., do u hear yoself
Isukosudin
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it's was all Amorim fault for taken off Casiemero and maguire , , instead of Bruno who don't use to mark the opponents and bring in Mainoo who will muzle that midfield with Totheham. The changes that Amorim make failed to bring that flavour in the game and that lead to Spurs equalizingand adding another goal, tha ks to Delight for that header, if not I would have been a total loss. Amorim should learn how to study how the mach is going and know the right player to remove and the right player to bring in.
Emmaveli29
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MAN UTD need to sell Ugarte and in place of him sign the Turkish midfielder Orkan Kokcu. He is better than Ugarte. That boy has good defense as well as long passing. when he was in Benfica he played really well please sign him guys.
the first goal took a deflection off De Ligt boot, which makes it hard for the goalkeeper to save
IGNASIUSK
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my dream team for next season
proplay01
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MAN UTD need to sell Ugarte and in place of him sign the Turkish midfielder Orkan Kokcu. He is better than Ugarte. That boy has good defense as well as long passing. when he was in Benfica he played really well please sign him guys.
Maubcptuyz
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De ligt was suppose to block that 1st goal,the goal keeper again was suppose to block all goals ,the coach is alright we have big problems when they score us it must rain 🌧️ with more goals then they group up to save the team,if only they could learn to defend they goals,they won’t score us more
ziuacepsyz
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😆😆😆😆 united back to favorites position 😄
nonadeklpy
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uguarte is useless he cost us 2points yesterday.uguarte is useless he cost us 2points yesterday.
Suwabmostu
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faecelsuyz
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But why they put in another player after Sesko was injured.?
Fimcdeikpy
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all I have to say that Manchester united is back in a form of the past now💪💪💪
Zokabcdnz
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Tot'ham just played champions league but on the second half they looked more energetic Man United that rested althrough the week. Amorim made mistake of making all his substitutions on time. I hardly see big teams do this. Some wait till 90+ to do the last to bring down time. But he's a young coach still learning. As for Ugarte,he's destined to be sold. Great energy but not with great ball sense. Man U needs a midfielder like Touchanemi of real madrid. I think we go French League for a midfielder. We need 2. Shaw should play wingback as soon as Martinez is fit. Dalot should go and a better one signed. Dorgu is like Ugarte. May develop I think. At the moment it's More of great strength but no end result.
Yosbelnrt
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replacing experienced player with ugarte caused that. ugarte is easily passed not like Casemiro
OverloadElidemaskino
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Talk of improvement of Manchester United recently, Yes!! but looking carefully how they played against Tottenham Hotspurs , I can disagree that they played well as expected looking back at their past few games.. I don't know if I should blame Amorim for his tactics or team setup or I should blame the players for their inconsistency and laziness. I can only spare a few players in the squad who are showing Hunger and zeal to compete. De Ligt , Amad , Mbeumo and Lammens. the rest looks slow and sluggish in play including Bruno Fernandes
Wizprince11
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Christopher Vivell needs to leave Manchester United if he can't bring in the best player from the premier League mid table teams we don't want German based players anymore. For now Jason Wilcox should sign Elliott Anderson this Winter transfer and Ugarte should leave in the summer to create space for sekou kone we need Jared Brainthwaith from Everton in the defence to partner Delight at Left Defensive back we need Vlahovic too in the striking role we can't rely on Sesko