Amid the tens of thousands of words about the chaotic start to Chelsea’s season there has been one significant element missing from the raucous discussion.
The incompetence at Stamford Bridge showcases private equity at its very worst. Ownership is of critical importance to football clubs, as it is for all businesses - whether they are supermarkets, department stores or advanced aerospace and engineering companies.
Ownership is of critical importance to football clubs, as it is for all businesses - whether they are supermarkets, department stores or advanced aerospace and engineering companies.
Private equity firms are often portrayed as offering a panacea for sclerotic, ill-run, publicly-listed companies and providing a route map for amateurishly-run sports teams.
But there have been a number of calamities and warning signs: Debenhams, Asda and care home provider Southern Cross. Chelsea fell into private equity hands in May 2022. The club had been seized by HM Treasury from friend of the Kremlin Roman Abramovich, following Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.
By the standards of his baseball team, the Los Angeles Dodgers, when Todd Boehly and California-based Clearlake Capital took control of Chelsea for £2.4billion it was in rude health. But all that private equity has brought to Chelsea is some too-clever-by-half accounting.
To circumvent ‘fair play’ rules which limit transfer spending Boehly and co have brought financial engineering to the table. Instead of two-, three- or four-year contracts players are on ‘long leases’ of six to nine years, which allows their value to depreciate over the length of engagement.
This is a smart piece of accounting but it also means that when mistakes are made, the players on the biggest salaries are hardest to shift, and now Chelsea born and bred young lions are cannon fodder to be sacrificed.
In 2021, under German coach Thomas Tuchel, the club became European champions. The future looked bright with the Boehly consortium vowing to spend $1bn (£760million) or more in upgrading or replacing Chelsea’s historic but comparatively small stadium at Stamford Bridge.
So far, little has been done. Stairways are narrow, steep and difficult. Loos are less than sanitary. It is the least impressive top club venue.
When the team was a reliable, trophy-delivering enterprise, the shortcomings were tolerable. All this despite Stamford Bridge sitting on one of the most valuable and large pieces of real estate. Abramovich had plans to pour £1bn or more into west London before he was kicked out.
It is easy to understand why there was so much confidence placed in Boehly and co. They turned the Dodgers from serial losers into World Series champions and developed a shining new field of play at Dodger Stadium, despite it being the third-oldest venue in Major League Baseball. They added UK commercial expertise in the shape of property magnate Jonathan Goldstein.
What could possibly go wrong? Football is a notoriously fickle enterprise but generally speaking a bottomless pit of cash, steady ownership and skilful management and coaching delivers trophies.
At Chelsea the opposite has been the case. A carefully assembled team of experience and youth has been demolished with many of the best players now at rival clubs.
Instead of assembling a well-functioning team the private equity owners embarked on a bizarre accumulation of a long list of would-be stars, the names of whom most supporters can barely recognise.
A £1bn transfer splurge has resulted in one of the most bloated squads in soccer history with 54 players (at last count), eight of them out on loan.
Instead of steadiness they have brought the volatility of hedge fund traders to the club. The owners are treating their main assets, the huge talent of established stars, with contempt.
Expensively acquired and hard-working players such as Raheem Sterling and upcoming academy talents such as Conor Gallagher, after his standout season, are being humiliated and traded as if they were objects rather than people.
Anxious for speedy success, there is a third new manager in as many years in Italian Enzo Maresca, 44, who arrived from Leicester City with no direct experience of managing in the Premier League or conquering Europe. He replaced Mauricio Pochettino, who left by mutual consent, after delivering sixth place in the 2023-24 season.
The patience of long-standing, intelligent supporters with deep knowledge of the game and football finances has been tested. One, who has an acclaimed podcast, said she had ‘not turned the television on for the first time in 20 years’ for the start-of-season game against Manchester City.
A lifelong supporter and renowned lawyer and campaigner against racism in football messaged: ‘What a mess.’
The churn of players has left many fans begging for a guide to their own team of unknowns in the programme instead of more easily identifiable visitors.
Football has become ever more scientific, analytical and statistical. Techniques have been brilliantly deployed by teams such as Brighton and Brentford, who perform way above their weight in terms of spending power, size of stadium and international support.
But such mathematical precision only works when blended with skilled coaching, brilliant psychology and leadership.
Some 2,550 private equity barons in the UK benefit from a tax loophole, known as ‘carried interest.’ The industry defends itself on the grounds that it employs millions of people and is a huge contributor to the success of the City.
But there is a tendency to sweep under the carpet the bad effects in terms of wasted jobs, an over-reliance on debt and an ability to circumvent good governance.
Chelsea shows the private equity scam at its worst, most culturally blind and uncaring.
It has delivered the worst of all worlds in west London: a financially driven franchise on a journey to self-destruction.
Rucbciopyz
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CHELSEA FANS MUST LEAVE THIS AFA APP THEY HATE CHELSEA SERIOUSLY
Rucbciopyz
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na you Chelsea fan go cry soon, you don't like facts
no one crys forever
Jotbclprty
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this chelsea group knows nothing about football
You that have brain but no money with zero achievement so just park well. Did Chelsea owners borrow a dime from you?
Gbengababs
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These owners don't know shit about football
Huhdeimrz
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Who cares
fitadiklnt
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English pundits are annoyed that Chelsea left out useless Sterling and they're building a good team and more so why can some of these people also buy a club to invest in it
Pezbceisty
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One thing I know is that these people are jealous of Chelsea FC they all wish the money was being spent by their favorites clubs 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 They're still going to cry more 😢 No club ever collapsed when there's money never
Nah sooo. we have cash to spend until from trouble to trophy
Pezbceisty
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if you are searching for big clubs in England, Manchester United and Liverpool are where to go [(20 league titles & 3 UCL) (19 league titles & 6 UCL)respectively] ..... if you are searching for a "JOKE", go to Stamford Bridge; there you will see the BIGGEST "bomb squad" ..... Chelsea is a joke ...🤪🤣😜😝
You end up saying nothing
bazbdimpu
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I'm not surprised that the angry writer deliberately quoted only comments made by those plastic "fans" and not even one positive comment from real fans like me. Congratulations Autty. You managed to let out your well-known bitterness against Chelsea. Otherwise, keeping it boxed inside could choke you. You did the right thing.😂😂😂
sudalmntuz
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na you Chelsea fan go cry soon, you don't like facts
somadlmpsy
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When people don’t know what they’re doing it always end up being destroyed. Those Chelsea owners are very much novice to football operations.
buwcklmsz
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In summary, Americans are destroying Chelsea.
they destroyed Man u and Arsenal too
buwcklmsz
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oh boo hoo over sterling like players nowadays got loyalty to a club man city kicked him to the curb and no one said shit
Kopamopst
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chelsea haters. this team will become strong sooon
yutacilrst
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In summary, Americans are destroying Chelsea.
kowdmotz
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I read the first three paragraphs. I realised a.
Mikaltom53
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Rubbish write-up. Keep crying and please, I want you to understand that we're enjoying your tears. Chelsea remains the best, biggest and most successful football club in England and that's why some people like you disguise as journalists to spew thrash about the club. The summary of this write up is: envy and jealousy on display. You're a fan of a rival club; we know. Stop pretending
Successful? You mean used to be successful.
Tucbkmrst
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he did not switch his tv against City and he watched a delayed match against Wolves kkkk
Tucbkmrst
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i beg the script writer buy his own football team and prosper
Hebadkou
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cry more rubbish
Luyabdmp
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who told you Chelsea is successful.how many trophy? and when did they started wining trophies
Cry
sudalmntuz
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Rubbish write-up. Keep crying and please, I want you to understand that we're enjoying your tears. Chelsea remains the best, biggest and most successful football club in England and that's why some people like you disguise as journalists to spew thrash about the club. The summary of this write up is: envy and jealousy on display. You're a fan of a rival club; we know. Stop pretending
who told you Chelsea is successful.how many trophy? and when did they started wining trophies
Danyeze
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Rubbish write-up. Keep crying and please, I want you to understand that we're enjoying your tears. Chelsea remains the best, biggest and most successful football club in England and that's why some people like you disguise as journalists to spew thrash about the club. The summary of this write up is: envy and jealousy on display. You're a fan of a rival club; we know. Stop pretending
taecdikmno
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they stole the club from abromovic ,,,what did u expect?
Jowaiostu
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Another one who has never probably invested a million in a biz but knows better than billionaires spending their money on their investment.
somtee29
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if you are searching for big clubs in England, Manchester United and Liverpool are where to go [(20 league titles & 3 UCL) (19 league titles & 6 UCL)respectively] ..... if you are searching for a "JOKE", go to Stamford Bridge; there you will see the BIGGEST "bomb squad" ..... Chelsea is a joke ...🤪🤣😜😝
2 champion League titles : Arsenal 0
sangaytsheri
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I don't know these days most people are always jealous of others.. don't focus on what others are doing .. focus on your business and is their right 👍
taeceikms
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jealousy go kill them. hahaha nothing concrete will happen.
ifadac
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if you are searching for big clubs in England, Manchester United and Liverpool are where to go [(20 league titles & 3 UCL) (19 league titles & 6 UCL)respectively] ..... if you are searching for a "JOKE", go to Stamford Bridge; there you will see the BIGGEST "bomb squad" ..... Chelsea is a joke ...🤪🤣😜😝
sangaytsheri
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mind your own business yaar
frankieij
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Who just scrolled and reads only the headlines .
nusbceilps
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junks
onyibest3991
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all this write-up just to side Stanley and some other players that can not help Chelsea in this present situation, my question is why can't they let Chelsea be??
ChelseaFC_Addict
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this chelsea group knows nothing about football
but they have money and are committed to the club so they'll get it right eventually
ChelseaFC_Addict
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One thing I know is that these people are jealous of Chelsea FC they all wish the money was being spent by their favorites clubs 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 They're still going to cry more 😢 No club ever collapsed when there's money never
yopbikpruy
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leave Chelsea alone mind your own teams..
Beelmpr
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this chelsea group knows nothing about football