MARC CUCURELLA has sparked a banter battle of "Stamford Fringe" - with an odd comment about Chelsea team-mate Cole Palmer.
The Euro 2024 winner reckons England's brightest hope has just one flaw - but it's a mane weakness.
If Cucurella is to be believed, there's plenty of dazzle in Palmer's footwork, but not much frazzle in his hair.
The Spaniard himself sports one of football's most lavish curly mops.
And he's also courted controversy before, singing “Haaland trembles, Cucurella is coming” in his Euros celebration - with the Manchester City striker responding by scoring against him in the Premier League.
Now the wing-back has said of Palmer: "There’s not much strength in the hair, but if that’s his only problem, then he’s all right.”
But Cucurella's verdict came amid glowing praise to The Guardian for the 22-year-old.
Palmer came off the bench for the fifth time at the Euros to revive England with a classy late equaliser in the final, only for Spain to deservedly win 2-1.
And Cucurella's admiration has soared further since then.
Palmer has notched six goals and five assists in seven Prem matches so far this term.
That means from a career total of 59 top-flight games he's netted 28 times and notched 17 assists.
Cucurella said: "If you see him not in his kit you would never in your life say he was a footballer, but then on the pitch … he shoots and it doesn’t seem like he is hitting it hard but he scores them all.
"He’s very different. I don’t know how to explain it: he’s special. We’re very lucky we have him.
"We’re lucky he didn’t play much in the Euros either because he came on and almost messed it up for us.
"If he carries on like this, he’ll be among the best."
And despite Cucurella's misgivings about Palmer's hair, it was the starlet's parting - from Manchester City in September 2023 - that super-charged his rise.
It also means he's suddenly regarded as a key Three Lions player.
Interim chief Lee Carsley is expected to hand Palmer his fourth England start in Sunday's Nations League clash in Finland, following Thursday's 2-1 Wembley defeat against Greece.
Dante101
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euro for cucurella
pl records shattered for Haaland plus trophies. yo point
Williams08
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after the way haaland golden dreads bulldose cucurella he still talkin. o well talk is cheap.
euro for cucurella
Dante101
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He’s just so dumb to read and understand bruh
yet i understand how man untd became a retirement home for players and coaches.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dante101
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another one that can't read and comprehend, just came to say he's running his mouth when he's being positive about his teammate. room temperature IQ people should keep it silent
yea ill keep silent like hojlund and zirkzee when i see a goal net 🤣🤣🤣
Kanadmnotu
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Pennaldo
Kanadmnotu
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Chicken
Wekcenrty
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another one that can't read and comprehend, just came to say he's running his mouth when he's being positive about his teammate. room temperature IQ people should keep it silent
He’s just so dumb to read and understand bruh
Hoeikry
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It's normal between 2 friends. They will laugh abt it later. And saying stuff to Haaland is a sign of confidence in himself and a tactic to affect Haaland so that he looses his cool and starts making mistakes. Now how the heck did this make the news? Abt Hair??? Are the writers dumb??
viydeinpst
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it's just a mistake in the typing with hair and air he meant to say Palmer only weakness is in the air like heading the ball u know but thats no problem he said
Zakclmpuz
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Ofcourse,we all can't understand ICE COLD PALMER........he is an alien.👍👍👍👍👍👍
blackBeed
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after the way haaland golden dreads bulldose cucurella he still talkin. o well talk is cheap.
another one that can't read and comprehend, just came to say he's running his mouth when he's being positive about his teammate. room temperature IQ people should keep it silent
Dante101
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after the way haaland golden dreads bulldose cucurella he still talkin. o well talk is cheap.
Biodilmnyz
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The master class ice cold Palmer 🫶🏾💙💙⚽️
Setbb
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6 goal five assists crazy 🤯
CitizenOfFootball_FC
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he is funny..