Daily Comments: Ronaldinho left Prison FC for reported $1.6M to Home FC

Article 1: Ronaldinho is RELEASED from prison in Paraguay after paying 1.6m dollar bail

@SH221B:

Ronaldinho left Prison FC for reported $1.6M to Home FC

@godmessi:

He left after conquering the prison... more to come!

@THEBLAUGRANA:

if there was a best transfer list,

then Ronaldinho to outside jail would be on top.

😏😏

@SH3012:

Prison FC:Sign Ronaldinho

Reporter:What was The Cost Of It?

Prison FC:A Fake Passport😎

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Ronaldinho leaves Prison FC

Reporter:What Was The Cost Of It?

Prison FC:A $1.6m Bail😞

@THEBLAUGRANA:

Ronaldinho ASSISTED himself to get IN and OUT of jail.

Article 2: OFFICIAL: Thomas Muller signs new contract with Bayern Munich until 2023

@VIGOUR•:

Did he sign the contract inside his house??

@THEBLAUGRANA:

now Thomas Muller can bring the vegetables,

Lewandowski gives the fire,

Gnabry can cook 🔥🔥

it's now complete.

@Andy_Mac:

When I saw the words "BREAKING NEWS" at first, my heart leapt for a moment fearing the worst but fortunately, it was news that a player signed a contract. Anyone else over here on AF felt the same? Or am I the only one here? 😅

@SH3012:

If Gnabry, Lewy, And Muller Went To MasterChef

They Would Win The MasterChef Cup🔥🔥

@lukzlat910:

Lewandowski gives the goals

Gnabry gives you food

And Muller gives the laughter

Article 3: OFFICIAL: FIFA will allow player contracts to extend until season ends

@Mosanya:

Old lady searching on the internet if there are still any old men available this season.

@JohnWick7:

Neymar Figuring how to Dribble pass FIFA to Barca like he always does against French defenders.

@ronnie_luv:

Man Utd: what about our Transfer rumours?

Neymar: hold my Transfer Saga

@Nadan7:

Lingard will extend his contract with Man Utd to keep Ole at the wheel.

Article 4: Alba, Robertson, Marcelo & Alaba... Top 10 left-backs in the world right now

@SH3012:

MENDy Just MENDED A Beautiful Path For Himself In Real Madrid😎

@HStar44:

Robertson runs the best assist service in the left back area

@THEBLAUGRANA:

Alex SANDro buries the strikers attempts in the SAND,

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ROBBO stands firm like a robot ,

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Chill well gives the CHILLS to strikers when they come near him,

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marCELLo has more energy than duraCELL,

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ALBA chives crosses that fly into the box like an ALBAtross ,

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MENDy mends the defence of RM on the left back,

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ALPHONSO Davies runs and crosses are sweeter than an ALPHONSO mango

🔥🔥

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