RUBEN AMORIM knew he had walked into a mess at Manchester United.
But the sheer size of that debacle has only become clearer BECAUSE of the club’s two best results of the season.
United are supposed to play with a swagger, with composure and class.
Control and poise . . . “the United way”.
Matches when victory was a given, the only question being the scoreline.
You know . . . “Glory, Glory, Man United”.
Not gory, gory. Not relying on defensive desire and determination, a missed penalty and opponents whose radar in front of goal disappeared when it really mattered.
Not playing like an out-gunned Championship side happy to ride the Good Luck Express.
Getting through to the fourth round of the FA Cup, eliminating Arsenal, might be seen as proof of a United turning point.
Maybe so, in time.
Harry Maguire and Matthijs de Ligt, in particular, gave absolutely everything, Bruno Fernandes played like a captain.
Yet such an attitude should be the MINIMUM expectation, not something worthy of praise.
As the travelling supporters celebrated Joshua Zirkzee rolling into the huge hole left vacant by the last of David Raya’s bizarre early dives in the penalty shootout at the Emirates on Sunday — rare to see a corner flag under so much threat — it actually showed how far United have fallen.
The biggest club in Britain, if not the world, needing backs-against-the-wall results twice in a week, surviving in the Cup on less than 30 per cent possession and out-shot by 26 attempts to seven.
That, it seems, is all Amorim and his players have at the moment.
No question the past few days have gone better than most United fans had feared.
Many of them crept up the road to Anfield praying to avoid humiliation, making the 2-2 Prem draw feel like a triumph — even if the stats told the REAL story.
And the 8,000 in the lower tier of the Emirates made a racket and a half as Amorim’s side dug in after the self-inflicted dismissal of Diogo Dalot.
But is this what United are supposed to be about?
Fans who grew up watching teams shake with terror at the prospect of taking on Sir Alex Ferguson’s side, now being forced to view games from behind the sofa and through clenched fingers?
Surely not.
Amorim inherited a dumpster fire, a basket case, an unholy quagmire. On and off the pitch.
That he is considering selling Kobbie Mainoo as well as Marcus Rashford to help fund a late swoop through the discard piles on offer for exaggerated prices in the last days of the January sales window is a sign of the financial issues he must confront as well.
Since that smash-and-grab derby victory at the Etihad, United are six games without a victory (in 90 minutes).
Under the Portuguese, it’s four wins in 13, two of those in the Europa League.
Those performances at Anfield and Arsenal were the easy ones — because there was no pressure.
It is the next seven, starting with Southampton, Brighton and Rangers at home over the next ten days — matches where wins are expected — that will tell the full story.
United have lost their last three at Old Trafford, beaten hollow by Nottingham Forest, Bournemouth and Newcastle, all of whom waited for Amorim’s side to walk into their traps and picked them off like a crippled hind.
That is likely to be the same approach the next three visitors take, meaning it will be all about United’s ability, or otherwise, to seize the initiative.
Perhaps what you call the "United Way".
VAR FROM PROBLEM
GLAD to see such universal approval of the lack of VAR in the FA Cup third round.
Arsenal fans — who have become conspiracy theorists in chief — will doubtless have been utterly scandalised if it had been Rasmus Hojlund, rather than Kai Havertz, taking such a blatant penalty-box tumble.
I’m unconvinced it would have all kicked off if Stockley Park had been able to tell Andy Madley he’d got it so wrong.
Great entertainment for those watching at home. But a clear and potentially crucial mistake.
Madley and Co also seemed to miss a handball by Havertz just before he blasted a later sitter over.
Still, who needs correct decisions when we can get the wrong one so quickly?
IT'S TOTT FUNNY!
THE joke nearly fell flat on the Comedy Club . . . also known as Tottenham.
But having emerged, just, from their scrape with humiliation at Tamworth, Spurs have the chance to do the decent thing.
Supremo Daniel Levy does not need Tottenham’s £150,000 share of gate receipts and TV money, even if FA Cup rules say Spurs MUST take their cash.
The Lambs, denied a money-spinning replay — which might have been worth £600,000 or more — certainly do.
How about a bargain, Daniel: Hand over the cash and we shall never speak of this again.
CUP HALF EMPTY
WEMBLEY chiefs did not “kill” the FA Cup by abolishing replays this season — they already did it 25 years ago.
When Manchester United were allowed to skip the competition to play in the one-off Club World Cup in 2000, it was the day the grand old lady started to lose her lustre.
Ever since it’s been putting lipstick on a pig.
kidaknprsz
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United is rebuilding, let people understand this! Talking of stats at Anfield & Emirates gives U more clarity of a team in joarpardy! It goes down to Liverpool & Arsenal who played over 60 minutes against ten men but couldn't convert their chances! Let Amorim do his work & judge him right at his best!
United has been rebuilding since Moise. What are you talking about? You even got extra investor in INEOS. Are u rebuilding plan is for 10 years?
EmmanuelKingAsamoa
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The true united way
gunnerfc
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Arsenal beat themselves by missing 3 chances and a in game penalty, not sure what turning point Man utd is making.
Mwibutsa
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Every match is a turning point for us. Wrong turn or not. We just turn [Crylaugh]
Ovieski
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what did United play against arsenal that are so confident like that.infact they play rubbish
You should be ashamed that Rubbish play knock your team out of FA Cup.... I feel your pain Bro
pumbikrt
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what did United play against arsenal that are so confident like that.infact they play rubbish
another animal talking
Raubdlnosu
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what did United play against arsenal that are so confident like that.infact they play rubbish
reabekors
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Let them hype… they seem to forgot that if harvetz just took half of his chances or odegaard scored his penalty then it will be a completely different story
keep quiet
Heikal_Mahsir
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Let them hype… they seem to forgot that if harvetz just took half of his chances or odegaard scored his penalty then it will be a completely different story
hyped when Arteta was talking about the ball. and when it mattered, they've got no balls.
Niccdortu
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Give the man a break! There is no longer a Fergie or Man U way! The rebuilding process is fully underway! Man City, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal are not burdened by the Fergie way that's why they have improved!
Dokacepsyz
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Very stupid talk The game against Liverpool was perfectly even if we want to check stats and before we had the red versus Arsenal it was an even game as well..some people just like to talk rubbish before they think
GGMUSTAR
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Let them hype… they seem to forgot that if harvetz just took half of his chances or odegaard scored his penalty then it will be a completely different story
and if arsenal would have 5 UCL now right? 🤣🤣🤣🤡
Olilatonny95
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after watching the the game against Arsenal, what I can say is PL Board of referees have decided to do everything possible to relegate Man United 😪
Kancdklmy
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United is rebuilding, let people understand this! Talking of stats at Anfield & Emirates gives U more clarity of a team in joarpardy! It goes down to Liverpool & Arsenal who played over 60 minutes against ten men but couldn't convert their chances! Let Amorim do his work & judge him right at his best!
Rinkachi2221
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Let them hype… they seem to forgot that if harvetz just took half of his chances or odegaard scored his penalty then it will be a completely different story
Anyway..Arsenal was playing with 12 men on that day...
Nikadlnuy
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arsenal had no short on target untill united got aredcard
Kebbcimnp
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Let them hype… they seem to forgot that if harvetz just took half of his chances or odegaard scored his penalty then it will be a completely different story
it's not hype bro remember you no shot on target before the red card and justice was served
macabiosu
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Let them hype… they seem to forgot that if harvetz just took half of his chances or odegaard scored his penalty then it will be a completely different story