There is an inconvenient truth that sits in the corner of the changing room, the manager's office, the treatment room, the canteen and the boardroom at Tottenham like a giant elephant throughout the elongated Daniel Levy-Jose Mourinho vanity project that is the Amazon Prime documentary series All or Nothing.
All or Nothing is a trite title anyway, a generic name for what often appears to be a scripted reality show that is a poor man's Made in Chelsea. But when the answer to the inherent question it poses about Mourinho's months in charge of Spurs last season is not 'all' but 'nothing', it succeeds only in drawing attention to the club's failure.
As this season dawns and Spurs prepare to face Everton in their opening game on Sunday, there is no prospect that Mourinho will be fighting for the title this season. He is not that guy any more. The Carabao Cup? Maybe. The FA Cup? Perhaps. The biggest prizes? Not any more.
That's why, when you get beyond Tom Hardy's narration and the atmospheric soundtrack, there is emptiness at the heart of All or Nothing.
'Nothing', because yet again Spurs did not win a trophy, even though chairman Daniel Levy said on-screen at the office party that he wanted one for Christmas. 'Nothing', because, despite Mourinho's obsession with catching Chelsea, they finished seven points adrift of them. 'Nothing', because they didn't get close to making it into the Champions League, the task Mourinho was brought in to achieve.
'Nothing', because they have fallen backwards since Mauricio Pochettino's last full season at the club.
And 'nothing' because, as Mourinho pointed out bitterly on Friday, finishing in sixth place, with the early commitments to the Europa League it brings, has condemned Spurs to an insane start to the season that might see them playing nine games in 22 days. That's not a fixture pile-up. That's gridlock.
Sure, All or Nothing has some redeeming features: the players come across well. It is hard not to like Eric Dier for his grit and his telling taciturnity, Japhet Tanganga for his openness, Dele Alli for his humour and Danny Rose for the courage and intellectual honesty that appears to disarm and disconcert those of a more Machiavellian nature.
Levy's a bit David Brent, a little bit too pleased with himself, a little bit of a star-lover. Find me someone who looks at me the way he looks at Mourinho. It's usually the second season when they learn.
Sadly, that inferno is going to come too late for All or Nothing. Even Mourinho is not without likeable moments, although he acts like a man who swears to try to impress the cool kids, not because he feels it.
That's a metaphor for the series, really. It's hard to know what anybody's really feeling because so much of it seems false and self-conscious and airbrushed.
Henry Mance, writing in the Financial Times, called it 'the first draft of hagiography', which nailed its reverential tone towards Jose in particular and the club in general.
Show me a more subservient assistant than Joao Sacramento and you'll be going some. He's Phil Neal in An Impossible Job, a yes-man extraordinaire, but All or Nothing never gets close to providing the same insight as the documentary that gave us 'Do I not like that'. The unintentional comedy Sacramento provides does not appear to have made the cut.
We always knew Mourinho was a good actor anyway. And I mean football's version of Oscar-worthy. And he has such fierce charisma he dominates the series.
Levy is part of the support cast in orbit around the star. And the players are extras living in a Jose Wonderland, except it's a Wonderland that's Blackpool on a dreary day.
It is a shame that the series tries to ignore the fact that Spurs have become bit-part players again after Pochettino reached for the stars.
They finished 40 points behind Liverpool last season and yet so far they have only signed Matt Doherty, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg and Joe Hart in the summer window. All are good players but, taken alone, they do not speak of great ambition to start closing the gap.
The truth is that Mourinho is camouflage. That is the purpose he serves now. Both on the small screen and at a football club.
The force of his personality, the glare of his charisma and the skill of his management hide a supporting cast of weaknesses and problems. Look at the bright, shining star and try to ignore the fact that the team are fading away into the nothingness outside the top four.
Even before Spurs have kicked a ball this season, Mourinho is complaining about the fixtures and struggling to sign a striker who can act as back-up to Harry Kane.
Tottenham may well be an improved side this season but the feeling is that others will have improved more. Instead of closing the gap, it may be that teams like Everton will overtake them.
So I'm looking forward to the final three episodes and watching the anti-climax of the battle for sixth dressed up as a great triumph. Spurs fans better get used to it. Sixth might be as good as it gets for a while.
In All or Nothing, any thought that Tottenham would be competing for big trophies were over by the end of episode one.
Ryan Fraser is a good player and, in many ways, a decent signing for Newcastle United.
But let's not forget when Bournemouth needed him most last season, he went missing.
In fact, he refused to extend his contract so that it lasted to the end of the delayed season and watched on as Bournemouth went down.
Adversity, it seems, is not really his bag, so if things get rough — and they usually do at St James' Park — Newcastle supporters had better brace themselves for another disappearing act.
In the light of the increasing concern within rugby about concussion injuries, the threat they pose to the long-term health of players and to the future of the game itself, a 10-game ban for Owen Farrell as punishment for his sickening high tackle on Wasps teenage fly-half Charlie Atkinson this month seemed about right.
What seemed wrong, craven and utterly absurd was that the ban should be halved to five games because England coach Eddie Jones said Farrell was a good boy really and he does a lot of work for charity and an independent panel decided that that mattered.
That kind of 'mitigation' does not just make a mockery of the disciplinary process, it also asks uncomfortable questions about the game's commitment to the health of players who are already being asked to put their bodies on the line more than ever in this congested season.
It is looking increasingly likely that Serena Williams will end her career stuck on 23 Grand Slam singles victories, one short of the record of 24 held by Margaret Court. She has not won a Slam since 2017 and since then has finished runner-up twice at Wimbledon and twice at the US Open. Last week, she went close again, reaching the US Open semi-finals before losing to Victoria Azarenka.
But even though she will play the French Open this month, she will be 39 when the tournament starts. The bare statistics may say that she is not the greatest women’s player of all time but any meaningful analysis of the times in which she played and the obstacles she faced make her a powerful case.
haubdnsz
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One of the most biased and targeted articles I have read.Jose remains a great
haubdnsz
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AF really hates this guy.Constantly criticizing him
HERMANNO19
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This is probably the most biased and hateful article I've read in this app
Bro, anywhere Mourinho goes becomes a conversation topic. However, he will surprise everyone.
husabcdenz
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This is probably the most biased and hateful article I've read in this app
Fetbckmpsu
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This writer is a big fool....just seeking attention
Lohit14
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The main thing to win in football is passion and hunger for success i dont know if spurs have passion but I'm sure they have hunger and manager like mourinho could guide them back to Pl top 4 he didn't get time like he did in chelsea at man u if spurs fans are patient they can taste success just see liverpool they waited for 4 yrs for first silverware. this is not a pizza to be completed within a day its success it takes time
JasjitSingh
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I commented on the conversation between Rose and Mourinho, and I pointed out how Mourinho's way of dealing with certain key players of his team is gradually fading his position as one of the best coaches the game had.Someone reply tha "that's his way of coaching and he won many trophies with that" but I say it again,if Mourinho doesn't change his way of dealing with players,he will never succeed in any club
you are the manager of champions league winning team na? u know nothing only childish behaviour
Cuyabdkuz
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The article wasn't good enough "tossed from wind to Storm" I tried to figure out each paragraph but it seems like a nightmare.
Tuzbdnr
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Reading this article is just like listening to preacher in church not from footballer.
Madrid_for_life®
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the thing is that all this pundits start talking like they can do better.....I know Mourinho can be harsh but they should start coaching so we can see their methods
fauimopruz
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Stop hiding behind your gooners ' skin, a shitty writer writing a piece of shitty article.
pancdkpt
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I commented on the conversation between Rose and Mourinho, and I pointed out how Mourinho's way of dealing with certain key players of his team is gradually fading his position as one of the best coaches the game had.Someone reply tha "that's his way of coaching and he won many trophies with that" but I say it again,if Mourinho doesn't change his way of dealing with players,he will never succeed in any club
fauimopruz
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What a writer? Hasn't he heard of this proverb, counting "chickens before they're hatched?"
RohitKane12
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someone just wanted to show off their writing skill and wanted to grab people's attention to read it, so what to do? what to do? Bash the talk of the town, criticize the thing that everyone appreciates, talk about the most spoken about man in football, Mourinho and speaking critically of him, coz that's how you belittle a winner. And when you do all that, you get this meaningless, logicless, shitty piece of article that some fucktard with lousy writing skills has written with zero sense or knowledge of football and life in general.
MBG95
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which kind of hateful article against mou and tot is this?? what has Mourinho specially done to all these guys? why always wishing him bad?? someone has not yet even played a single minute for a season but you are already predicting him a poor season, do you think the value of a player will always be reflected by his performance on the pitch?? if others buy players for 30,40,50 or 200milions , what's the esens of that if they do not perform on the pitch? yes they bought players cheaper than others but wait they flop then you can talk. and the guy is not complaining about fixtures,he is just saying the truth,is it human to play every 2 days for 2 consecutive weeks?? please reason before you publish sheets don't just speak because of heatred.
Kioceilmst
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People can only talk about Jose for hype😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XMxSyafiq
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I think Mourinho managed quite well with the amount of players injured last season. Also, I can see why he got doherty, hojbjerg and joe hart. Davies, Winks, and Lloris was injured last season which almost cost spurs the title. I think he did well getting players in that position in order to improve depth despite the limited budget spurs has.