The most reliable may not be a big surprise but statistically the least lethal striker is having a good season.
If Robert Lewandowski thought his week couldn't get any worse, then we've got some news he may not want to hear.
The Bayern Munich striker and team-mate Kingsley Coman became embroiled in a training ground punch-up on Thursday.
The fight wasn't kept quiet and it's cast more doubt over his future.
But despite being the top scorer in the Bundesliga, the 21-goal striker won't enjoy reading Understat's findings.
The usually polished Polish finisher has the worst conversion rate in Europe's top leagues at -9.31.
Understat have carefully broken down each player's records in respect to the number of goals they have scored minus the goals they were expected to score.
Manchester City's Gabriel Jesus came third with -4.92, with a slightly better ratio than Villarreal's Gerard Moreno.
Roma's Edin Džeko is fourth, with Lyon's Memphis Depay taking fifth spot.
The naughty list is less predictable than the good guys' role of honour.
Lionel Messi, who has 33 goals to his name at Barcelona in La Liga alone, tops the chart with an average of 9.37.
Borussia Dortmund's Paco Alcácer is second, with AC Milan's impressive Krzysztof Piątek third.
Tragic former Nantes star Emiliano Sala is fourth with Tottenham Hotspur's Son Heung-min on 4.97 and is the highest ranking Premier League player.
Akr10
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Finding so called goal machine Ronaldo who is conquering Italy plz help me afers where he is?
JustGoWithIt
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What AF Publish Is Just A Reminder Of How Great This Man Is #Messi4Ever
Pocaceyz
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Bayern is too dependent on lewy as he is the source of Bayern's goals ... there is too much pressure on lewy having no back up striker
Moomin17
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Messi 33 goals in 153 shots (78 on target) in LA Liga. Lewy 21 goals in 113 shots (43 on target) in Bundesliga. Ronaldo 19 goals in 159 shots (64 on target) in Seria A. Not fair to say Lewy the worst finisher.
yiukotuy
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We need to be happy to enjoy such incredible players like Messi & Cristiano. As a small boy I always had a dream to see the ever best legends players Pelé & Maradona live. The both best players in the world have played at different time. Let's face it, everyone would have liked the two players to play against each other. In today’s it’s only possible on console... Therefore enjoy the rest of the years to see the current best kickers Messi & Ronaldo playing in the same time[cup] We have to thank God for this and don’t need never discussing about which player is better of both.... „The fact is, both players are excellent in own way“
Parthlm10
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Finding so called goal machine Ronaldo who is conquering Italy plz help me afers where he is?
Check under quagrillala shadow 🔎🔎
SINGAM23
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Found this post (no harm, just kidding guys)
Yiwitz
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Finding so called goal machine Ronaldo who is conquering Italy plz help me afers where he is?
AF will come out with ten articles on him when he scores next tap in...that is the only way to get his fan boys to read those articles and make comments.....wait till then
Honsheyi
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Finding so called goal machine Ronaldo who is conquering Italy plz help me afers where he is?
He’s still better than your fool goat who cannot Connect outside of Barca Wifi....Failed in Argentina....He should go and prove himself elsewhere