There is an episode of Seinfeld in which George decides all the decisions made throughout his life have been mistakes.
‘Every instinct I have in every aspect, be it something to wear, something to eat, it’s all been wrong,’ he says. He vows to do the opposite from that moment.
It would appear the same logic has taken hold at Manchester United. The dark mind of Jose Mourinho was replaced by little ray of sunshine Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. That didn’t work, so now Solskjaer gives way to Ralf Rangnick.
Manchester United are going from being the least coached elite side in the world, to the most. If Ole’s at the wheel, Rangnick’s style is to be at the wheel, in the passenger seat and shouting instructions from the back, too.
The money must be good because, asked to perform a similar role at Chelsea after Frank Lampard’s dismissal, Rangnick said roughly four months was not enough time to have an influence. Maybe he was surprised at what Thomas Tuchel contrived to do in a similar period — or maybe six months makes him think he can bend United into a recognisable shape.
If order and structure are what have been missing this season they are arriving with bells on now. Rangnick is a famously influential leader, credited with inspiring the current generation of German coaches without ever getting an opportunity at a truly big club. Reputationally, he’s Marcelo Bielsa with an umlaut.
It seems strange, then, that Manchester United only see him as a manager for six months and then a consultant for two years after. If he succeeds, why would he want to shrink into the shadows? If he fails, why would anyone take his advice?
Rangnick seems exactly the sort of figure United need right now, were they not obsessed with the optics of the big name.
He has one domestic cup on his honours board which puts him on a par with Mauricio Pochettino. The German, however, has never been blessed with the stars that orbit Paris Saint-Germain, or even Spurs.
Rangnick’s talent has always been for creating great players, rather than recruiting them.
Given this, it will be interesting to see how he goes about fitting Cristiano Ronaldo into what is a pretty clearly defined method of play: high energy and high pressing.
At a recent coaches’ conference in London, Rangnick spoke of the best managers knowing precisely what football they want to play. He was insistent that all have a distinct vision of what their team looks like.
‘They have a video of the perfect game in their heads,’ he said. And if we think about Jurgen Klopp, Pep Guardiola or Tuchel, he’s right. Their teams would be recognisable even without colours. So would Rangnick’s.
Few had a clue what United were trying to achieve under Solskjaer, sadly. They were a halfway house. Pressing one minute, dropping the next. Rangnick will afford clarity — and if he’s as smart as he sounds, he should be able to adapt his strategies to the presence of Ronaldo, too.
We’ll know more next week. Rangnick cannot get a work permit for United’s match at Chelsea, so the interim is denied a debut against disciple Tuchel. It remains to be seen whether United’s latest 180 degree turn will work as swiftly as the last.
In the episode The Opposite, George determines to approach a very pretty girl in the diner.
‘My name is George,’ he says. ‘I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.’
‘I’m Victoria, hi,’ says the blonde, sexily. Manchester United will be hoping for a similarly promising return.
LIVING-TRIBUNAL
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I can't believe afganistan people still can watch tv😂
hahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahahhahhahahahaha, coming from an indian who has no place in the football world, go grab a bat or something dosser
Maverick00
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i hope we meet at round 16 🙂🙂🙂
I can't believe afganistan people still can watch tv😂
SonyMontana52
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Most of United fans here don’t know Rangnick haven’t coached any team for the past 2 to 3yrs as he have been more of director for his club in the last 2yrs so pls relax guys. I wish him best of luck tho
LIVING-TRIBUNAL
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once madrid get mbappe and haaland you will go back to cave
i hope we meet at round 16 🙂🙂🙂
GodCool
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Maguire has never and will never concede 7 goals against Aston Villa with no red card.
time will tell... happy days!!!
jmayd
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Are u serious?
I'm very serious and I watched Watford v man u and I know how many chances Ronaldo mess, Werner is unlucky because of English VAR
jmayd
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Ronaldo, Cavani and Greenwood all better by a mile
You don't know Werner work rate on the field. Tom is better than all man u striker
D-Maestreo
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lol
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Put Fred in United Jersey 😂😂
jauceklnst
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Read that the new coach emphasize on hard work and discipline. Possibly, the prima donnas at man utd would be running away or purged when they r ask to do double work on pressing, fitness etc sounds nice . survival of the fittest. The best trained who showed hunger deserves to start.
Maguire Pogba Martial Shaw Bissaka will sit on the bench
jezabdnpyz
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I Love ♥ Seinfeld.., The Best Sitcom Ever.
Tudbdikmpt
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It would appear the same logic has taken hold at Manchester United. The dark mind of Jose Mourinho was replaced by little ray of sunshine Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. I think the writer who wrote this is full of coronavirus how can use the word dark mind of Jose the special one who won three trophies in a single season.If united have given a time by then he would have EPL for them and if come this again I will delete this app from my phone.
Maverick00
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Pep, klop, tuchel, conte, and now Ralf, the EPL is raising above the other euro league. English will dominate football for years to come, EPL will be a heated affairs n UCL will be dominated by english team, so barca, madrid, psg will have a reality check soon, the only exception will be bayern munich
once madrid get mbappe and haaland you will go back to cave
Gustavo101
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lol
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They will surely perform extremely well from one relegation battle to another 😂 doom fc
spiderwan❤️
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Man united should go and beg Mourinho to reverse the curse he placed on the club, else there would be no going forward for the club.
talking stupid
PabloKaycee
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Pep, klop, tuchel, conte, and now Ralf, the EPL is raising above the other euro league. English will dominate football for years to come, EPL will be a heated affairs n UCL will be dominated by english team, so barca, madrid, psg will have a reality check soon, the only exception will be bayern munich
Ralf is not a great coach
PabloKaycee
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Pep, klop, tuchel, conte, and now Ralf, the EPL is raising above the other euro league. English will dominate football for years to come, EPL will be a heated affairs n UCL will be dominated by english team, so barca, madrid, psg will have a reality check soon, the only exception will be bayern munich
Pls who's Ralf again??. He's not a great coach at least for now.
Thaj
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which you all the luck the gods of to give. hardest team fulfill since fergie.
Which language are you writing 😂😂😂😂
candekrt
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Man united should go and beg Mourinho to reverse the curse he placed on the club, else there would be no going forward for the club.
Foaadkmsty
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With Harry Maguire at the back, if united goes gegenpressing, they will concede 10goals every match
Maguire has never and will never concede 7 goals against Aston Villa with no red card.
Agala1800
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We pray he succeeds at the Theater Of Dreams
RedBlood_RedVeins
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which man u striker is better than Werner?
Ronaldo, Cavani and Greenwood all better by a mile
majorsims
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with his style of play Maguire should be dropped otherwise will be conceding a lot of goals
GodCool
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With Harry Maguire at the back, if united goes gegenpressing, they will concede 10goals every match
Chelsea_Fox☆addict
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The Premier league is now becoming best managers league
Jamie_zz
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Pep, klop, tuchel, conte, and now Ralf, the EPL is raising above the other euro league. English will dominate football for years to come, EPL will be a heated affairs n UCL will be dominated by english team, so barca, madrid, psg will have a reality check soon, the only exception will be bayern munich
true talk bro
Wancou
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Pep, klop, tuchel, conte, and now Ralf, the EPL is raising above the other euro league. English will dominate football for years to come, EPL will be a heated affairs n UCL will be dominated by english team, so barca, madrid, psg will have a reality check soon, the only exception will be bayern munich
TheChamp01
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Talk is nothing. Need action
roaacdisyz
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which man u striker is better than Werner?
Almost everyone is better
JayAimricious
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Mate if they can’t see clearly they should go and see eye specialist 😂😂😂😂
Silly😂😂😂
yimouy
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Read that the new coach emphasize on hard work and discipline. Possibly, the prima donnas at man utd would be running away or purged when they r ask to do double work on pressing, fitness etc sounds nice . survival of the fittest. The best trained who showed hunger deserves to start.
I say they are earning enough money kicking a ball yes .
yimouy
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clarity is important. most of the players can't bloody see clearly
Mate if they can’t see clearly they should go and see eye specialist 😂😂😂😂
timadklptz
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lol
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Werner is still top striker. Wait and see. You can't compare him to karius and fred
hazardeden1017
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This man might be our permanent manager if everything goes well
Lampard will be ur permanent manager
hazardeden1017
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lol
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MelroseMalone
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clarity is important. most of the players can't bloody see clearly
mancsupporter
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Am seeing this man winning a trophy this season and he will take Manchester United beyond 2 seasons
Lol, Yeah right, hes just gonna make the man u players better than city, Chelsea and Liverpool players in 1 season, keep dreaming
Leabcdituy
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lol
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on Sunday is not far. watch out for Werner against Manchester united
Kkrexuke
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Read that the new coach emphasize on hard work and discipline. Possibly, the prima donnas at man utd would be running away or purged when they r ask to do double work on pressing, fitness etc sounds nice . survival of the fittest. The best trained who showed hunger deserves to start.
Kkrexuke
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Hiring a coach is just the first step. Now is the players turn to work hard and show it on the pitch.
muhdiksy
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He will do well. He has a tactical clarity!
Bibaceinpr
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which man u striker is better than Werner?
Are u serious?
DannyDisa
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which man u striker is better than Werner?
You sure say you Dey watch football 😂😂
jmayd
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lol
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which man u striker is better than Werner?
DannyDisa
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lol
vaecdimopu
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which you all the luck the gods of to give. hardest team fulfill since fergie.
DevonCarter
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Am seeing this man winning a trophy this season and he will take Manchester United beyond 2 seasons
he is only there until the summer bud, he's moving on into a new role in United, research your notes, he's installed as a interim manager not permanent
Bibbdilnps
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we Still love ten Hag but let's give a try
FcBayernSüdkurve72
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perfect interim manager... united might get some unwanted reality checks regarding the whole football department from rangnick! right to the top! he likes to have his nose in and on everything from the youth set up the 1st team!
Chidon_Sports
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This man might be our permanent manager if everything goes well
Colito
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Am seeing this man winning a trophy this season and he will take Manchester United beyond 2 seasons