Jarrod Bowen and Mohammed Kudus consigned makeshift Manchester United to another defeat as West Ham snatched a 2-0 victory at the London Stadium.
Match Events
0' The match is about to start!
4' Emerson's shot stopped
33' Antony's long shot stopped
35' CHANCE! Garnacho's shot stopped
43' Yellow Card! Mohammed Kudus booked
51' Yellow Card! Bruno Fernandes booked
56' Onana makes good save
66' Bruno Fernandes' long shot wide out
72' GOAL! West Ham 1-0 Man Utd (Bowen)
78' GOAL! West Ham 2-0 Man Utd (Mohammed Kudus)
Match Report
England hopeful Bowen scored his 12th goal of the season and Ghana winger Kudus his seventh in 12 appearances as United were sent spinning to a 20th loss of 2023, their worst tally in 34 years.
For 72 minutes two poor teams were cancelling each other out in a dreadful spectacle until Bowen broke the deadlock.
And six minutes later Kudus added a second which, while flattering West Ham, condemned United to a 13th defeat in their last 26 matches.
With Victor Lindelof, Harry Maguire, Lisandro Martinez and Raphael Varane all absent, United boss Erik Ten Hag was forced to draft 19-year-old Willy Kambwala in at centre-half for a first senior appearance.
Kambwala acquitted himself well enough but it was another lifeless performance from a thoroughly dispirited side.
The only saving grace for United for long periods was that West Ham, ‘fresh’ from their midweek Carabao Cup mauling at Liverpool, were just as bad.
That was despite David Moyes playing his strongest team, having made six changes for the chastening 5-1 Anfield defeat.
After 33 turgid minutes Antony came up with United’s first shot on target, a tame 20-yard effort easily held by Alphonse Areola.
Moments later came the best chance of the opening period, Antony playing in Alejandro Garnacho whose low finish was kept out by the right boot of Areola.
Garnacho saw another chance deflected over before Areola fumbled a Kobbie Mainoo drive which he was relieved to see roll wide.
Antony’s low cross then just evaded Rasmus Hojlund with a stretching Garnacho only able to turn the ball into the side-netting.
Just before half-time Tomas Soucek met a James Ward-Prowse free-kick with a header which flew wide.
But a horrible, hotch-potch of a first half was probably best summed up when Soucek needed lengthy treatment on a facial injury inflicted by the back of the head of his own team-mate, Emerson Palmieri.
After the break Andre Onana did well to tip a powerful Bowen header from Ward-Prowse’s corner over the crossbar.
Ten Hag introduced the out-of-favour Marcus Rashford for the ineffective Hojlund just before the hour.
But it was Bowen who made the breakthrough when he played the ball to Lucas Paqueta, collected the return pass and bundled the ball in off Onana.
And Brazil star Paqueta was the creator once more with his fifth assist in a row in the Premier League.
He slipped in Kudus to kill off United with a fine low finish to deepen the gloom surrounding Ten Hag’s sorry side.
Line-ups
West Ham XI: Areola, Vladimir Coufal, Zouma, Emerson, Ward-Prowse, Soucek, Bowen, Mavropanos, Paqueta, Alvarez, Mohammed Kudus
Subs: Fabianski, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Ings, Kehrer, Saïd Benrahma, Fornals, Ben Johnson, Divin Mubama
Man Utd XI: Evans, Shaw, Bruno Fernandes, Onana, Wan-Bissaka, McTominay, Antony, Alejandro Garnacho, Rasmus Højlund, Kobbie Mainoo, Willy Kambwala
Subs: Eriksen, Amrabat, Van de Beek, Reguilon, Altay Bayındır, Rashford, Facundo Pellistri, Hannibal, Rhys Bennett
Amgnonijunior
2706
2 days to Christmas 🎄 and Manchester United are already sharing Christmas gifts 😂 they gave West Ham 3points freely
unitedboi
674
west ham done harm Man united we they hammer 🤣🤣🤣🤣 west ham to Man united be like 👇
Hēlïøs
648
fans: why did you lose? ETH: I'm a cheerful giver, it was a Christmas gift fans:
mbemsan97
629
Westharm paid Ajax the fee Man U were suppose to pay and Man U paid paid Ajax the fee Westharm was suppose to pay... Perfect robinhood mentality, taking from the rich and giving the poor
Hēlïøs
579
ETH: the reason we lost today was so that we could give out 3 points in this Xmas season
Johnsonsmartkey
554
the hole team was drunk be for the game with westham.
Johnsonsmartkey
537
how did they (Man u) managed a poin with Liverpool if they can't beat westham..
Johnsonsmartkey
535
do not speak or say anything about united.
Gunnerneko
517
I think Aguero should be a stand up comedian.He got jokes 🤣🤣
Hēlïøs
495
ETH: sorry, how many days is it to Christmas? West Ham: actions speak louder than words
ishti
470
We lost because It was WEST ham, if I was given EAST ham then we would have won easily 🤒🤢
JeffreyEse
467
We Africans are proud of you ❤️♥️ Always making Africans proud 🥹 Kudos to you Kudos
Amgnonijunior
451
Bruno Fernandes 💨 Sir please tell West Ham players to stop attacking us.
Rikhardo1
419
The devil don tire seh 😂
Mikaeleo
417
Come and see how ETH has ended the year in style😂😂😂
Gunnerneko
385
Ten Hag is still in pre season mode still don't know is best 11 every week is something different
Johnsonsmartkey
375
why always us?
Hēlïøs
328
Man utd conceded 2 goals, one for each day before Christmas
OluluMadrid
324
So MAN U scored all their December goals against CHELSEA.
Mosanya
305
Rasmus Hojlund has officially completed 007 twice… 0 goals in 14 Premier League games 😭😭
VIKINGSB
294
Come and see!... you won't believe what West Ham United has done to Man United 🤣🤣...
Amgnonijunior
267
Manchester United fans after the match
nøbødyishere
264
Starboy appreciation post Ghana 🇬🇭 is proud of you
chris_lamboo
249
Ganacho is a great finisher one day he will finish Manchester united completely 😂😂
connectwithakins22
230
[Crylaugh][Crylaugh][Crylaugh][Crylaugh]
Livingstone124
162
Ten hang you have done enough, come be going
Johnsonsmartkey
161
Rivals celebration after second goal for west ham.
Gunnerneko
143
I think ManU is better without this man 👇🏾
ishti
151
ManUtd is a gift that keeps on giving. Thanks for much needed laughs in these dark times 😅😅
Johnsonsmartkey
112
Rivals watching a mach of (Mun u).