One Chelsea star teased Cole Palmer by writing a brutal message on his match ball despite the star scoring four goals against Brighton.
Palmer scored four goals in the first half of the 4-2 win, including a breathtaking 30-yard free kick which left fans purring at Stamford Bridge on Saturday.
The 22-year-old became the first Premier League player ever to score four goals before half-time and Mail Sport lavished him with a 9.5 rating for his 'simply extraordinary' performance.
He already has three Premier League hat-tricks - as many as club legends Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard, and Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink - and his Chelsea team-mates have been up to their old tricks with his match ball.
Last season a mystery man wrote 's*** player' on his ball after he netted a hat-trick in the 4-3 win over Manchester United in April.
And this time around Romeo Lavia was the agent of mischief, writing: 'You're a mid player regardless'.
Lavia tagged Palmer as he posted a picture of his graffiti on Instagram, saying: 'There you go CP'.
His work prompted a wave of reaction on social media.
'Gotta love the banter between team-mates! Keep it light and fun!' wrote one on X, formerly Twitter.
'Only a true friend can get away with that,' said another.
'Boys will be boys,' one said.
Some saw truth in Lavia's message. 'Palmer is truly a mid player. He never turns up for big games,' came the verdict of one fan.
'He knows the truth. Goals aside,' said another.
Those doubters might do well to check the scoring and assists charts, with Palmer placing second in both having scored six and set up four goals this campaign. He also has 43 Premier League goals and assists since the start of last season - the most of any player.
He had the chance to boost his numbers even more on Saturday, with one incredible first-time pass curled over the top of the defence for Nicolas Jackson a particular demonstration of his talent.
Manager Enzo Maresca hailed him at full time.
'I just said to Cole, he scored four but he could have scored two or three more. It is important he continues to be hungry and ambitious,' he said.
'I know Cole from many years ago. I had him for one entire season at City and then the first-team. The best thing he has is the way he is today as a boy, he was exactly that way two or three years ago.
'So, goals and assists, the best player in the Premier League; this does not change the way he is. He is a simple guy, a humble guy - and for me, this is the most important thing.
'He is a top player. And the important thing about the previous thing, today in football, young players change very quick. They score one goal and they think they are already... Cole has scored many goals, many assists, he is a top player but he has never changed. This is the most important thing.'
After losing 2-0 to Manchester City in the first game of the season, Chelsea have rediscovered their stride under Maresca.
They have won four and drawn one of their Premier League games since and look more lethal, putting six past Wolves while netting five against Barrow in the Carabao Cup.
NanbalRaphael
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Don't give them false hope mate ππππ where he Wan get am
Next week I promise you... Saw it in my dream yesterday...
NanbalRaphael
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Lol let Him score a 90mins hatrick first then we can discuss 4 goals in first half
Why nah bro...... Abeg make una ginger him now, he can do it
Nopimopuy
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Easy dats written by MC fans hahaha
TeeJay6
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Palmer the player of the Month of September and Maresca the coach of the month
Duhcemrtz
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We love u palmer
riybdklors
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wanderful Chelsea go go go Chelsea Go...
fubaknpty
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agud number 10 can help de team to score more goals gives balance support every side en be clinical wen a chance comes for him he don't waste many chances like our bruno
indeed you are a true fan a man u fan talking sense like this π±π±π€π€π€thank you very much
fubaknpty
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I like him u see Bruno z gud but always loose possession coz of concentration but palmer always solid in his position en data why Chelsea z scoring many goals
good for the first time to hear a man u talking sense
yibmnpst
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Shut up...!!!! Garnacho will do it, infact 5 goals π₯ in first half. [Comeon][Comeon][Comeon]
Ginger them abeg nah...
Don't give them false hope mate ππππ where he Wan get am
kazcdilrtu
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Boys things
Pisaeopyz
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No man united player will score 4 goals in a single match till this season end π π
Lol let Him score a 90mins hatrick first then we can discuss 4 goals in first half
NanbalRaphael
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No man united player will score 4 goals in a single match till this season end π π
Shut up...!!!! Garnacho will do it, infact 5 goals π₯ in first half. [Comeon][Comeon][Comeon]
Ginger them abeg nah...
loyekmst
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No man united player will score 4 goals in a single match till this season end π π
Nikadlnuy
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agud number 10 can help de team to score more goals gives balance support every side en be clinical wen a chance comes for him he don't waste many chances like our bruno
Nikadlnuy
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I like him u see Bruno z gud but always loose possession coz of concentration but palmer always solid in his position en data why Chelsea z scoring many goals
Nikadlnuy
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en dis guy z not selfish he can even help his mates to score en play well
Nikadlnuy
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palmer z a baller no doubt he z gud in fact he z de best number 10 in de world dat guy knows wea to put de ball he can even squeeze de pass en his faster composure very calm on de ball en he ticks de box u like how he plays always in de position he z small but with de ball wow Wat a talented guy
AFerhrul9640
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Abi ooo I wonder haterβs
VIKINGSB
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Haters...