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Premier League OFFICIAL CONTRACT Failure to comply with these rules could result in break up! 1) From August - May the TV is mine. At all times. 2) Walking in front of the TV at any time is strictly forbidden. 3) The replays of the goals are VERY important. I don't care if I've seen them already; I want to see them again! 4) If/when my team lose, do NOT say: "It's only a game / get over it/ they'll win next time* 5) All love and affection must wait until half time, or when the games have finished. 6) Any other events that occur during the Premier League season must be discussed & arranged accordingly. 7) Do not ask what the offside rule is. 8) Do not question why I'm watching Match Of The Day if I watched the game earlier that day.