Just when Manchester United thought it was safe to feel positive again, just when we thought there would be a Manchester derby worthy of the name, this was an annihilation so brutal, so one-sided, that Erik ten Hag was plunged back into his worst nightmare.
If the United manager thought that being 4-0 down before-half-time at Brentford in August was an horrific aberration, never to be repeated, here he was just seven weeks later in the same deep, dark hole.
Only this time Manchester City threatened to make it even worse for the Dutchman. The fact the eventual damage was only 6-3 was largely down to Pep Guardiola’s exhilarating side taking their foot off the gas in the second half and conceding three goals that distorted the scoreline.
When City hit United for six at Old Trafford in October 2011, Sir Alex Ferguson’s team were punished for chasing the game with 10 men. They were never in this one.
Four straight wins since the Brentford debacle had raised hopes that United were moving in the right direction under Ten Hag. Let’s not forget, the Dutchman arrived here as the Premier League manager of the month.
But the green shoots of recovery were trampled into the Etihad turf so mercilessly that you had to question just how much progress has really been made.
United’s fragile confidence crumbled in the face of an irresistible City team performance and the individual brilliance of Erling Haaland, Phil Foden and Kevin De Bruyne.
Ten Hag made a bold team selection, picking only one defensive midfielder in Scott McTominay, perhaps hoping it would send out a message to his players, but the decision backfired as United were overrun.
It took him an hour to end McTominay’s misery by replacing him with Casemiro, and 70 minutes to double up on holding midfielders by sending on Fred. By then, United were 5-1 down and there were more empty blue seats than United fans in the away section.
The team selection allowed Christian Eriksen to start but the Dane must also have suffered flashbacks to Brentford.
Inexplicably, he was left marking Haaland when City’s prolific Norwegian headed the second goal.
Much was said in the build-up about Lisandro Martinez’s lack of height against Haaland, but surely the plan wasn’t for Eriksen to pick him up at a corner?
‘Of course not,’ snorted Ten Hag indignantly, pointing to the fact that Raphael Varane had been hurt seconds earlier.
Varane limped off before half-time, having lost Foden for the first goal and Haaland for the third.
Eriksen and Varane have been key figures in United’s revival. So have Martinez and Tyrell Malacia, but they were beaten to the punch for the fourth and fifth goals.
Malacia was hooked at half-time having been booked. Diogo Dalot was shown a yellow card by referee Michael Oliver after 90 seconds, meaning both United full-backs were compromised in their efforts to stem the flow of City attacks down either flank.
None of Ten Hag’s players emerged from this with any credit, except perhaps substitute Anthony Martial who led a meaningless late fightback.
It took Bruno Fernandes 39 minutes to fire their first shot in anger from 30 yards, and they never seriously tested City’s unfamiliar defensive partnership of Nathan Ake and Manuel Akanji.
A revitalised Marcus Rashford didn’t lay a glove on them. Former City man Jadon Sancho was utterly anonymous, and left the field to howls of derision when Ten Hag made his fifth and final substitution.
That left Cristiano Ronaldo stewing on the bench. ‘I wouldn’t bring him in out of respect for Cristiano and his big career,’ said Ten Hag, clearly feeling that he has done Ronaldo a favour.
Every United manager since Ferguson in 1987 has lost his first league derby against City, so Ten Hag is not alone in that respect. But the manner of this humiliation is a huge backwards step he could not have expected.
vksingh1859
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Form is temporary but class is permanent. This is what happens when u drop cr7 to make a mark but you forgot all other would play a match or two ..Only Goat 🐐 will rescue u in these times. Rather then intigration of goat with team you tried to bench him ..making few haters happy...same thing will ghost u up
ORUVAL3
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actually they were lost all that matches in my view... winning 1-0 is not correct ✅ for a team like @Mutd... I predicted it and today results proved it...
having that strong power team... #experience #strong #talented...
they need to score more...
You're absolutely right!!!
Jaybee9
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I swear man utd players were just a deceiving players especially our starting XI They made ten hag and everyone looks like they are good but they are very poor absolutely
Wemekmnoyz
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Wemekmnoyz
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Labbcioz
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Boss the United job is too big for you.. You're failing to by Defenders sure... You preferred Varane but you forgot Varane played well with Ramos at Real Madrid.
M_cAveli
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Me trying to check how Maguire got injured all of a sudden for such an important game. Was he trying to dodge the bench?
stephano13
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Harry Maguire enjoyed that. Captain. Leader. Legend. 😂😂
yopcmnu
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if cr7 was there people will say he is the problem
rendeimpyz
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premier league is now another farmers league coz Manchester city is dominating now talking about farmers league this and that is no longer a fact
🤣🤣🤣what a logic... It's the best league...be a football fan bro...
tocaenptuy
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Bench in EPL is better than paying all game in Farmers league....
premier league is now another farmers league coz Manchester city is dominating now talking about farmers league this and that is no longer a fact
lbcrna
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the man has the boldness to drop cr7 just to impress some group of people but Ericksen and Bruno don't have the energy and pressing ability to outrun opposition midfield
chukadinho
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He shook his head until end of the game 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
rendeimpyz
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Bench in EPL is better than paying all game in Farmers league....
Kazacdmnop
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Your season is over buddy
charitywale
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10 UCL medals on the Man United bench between these two 👀
vadcilpz
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
prince kiran
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Why did they quickly awarded him manager of the month of September? sure he merited it but now all that seems like a bad dream...and the international break didn't help him that much...his players were lackluster , sluggish and lackadaisical at the start...so much carried away by the Citizens infernal steam...
actually they were lost all that matches in my view... winning 1-0 is not correct ✅ for a team like @Mutd... I predicted it and today results proved it...
having that strong power team... #experience #strong #talented...
they need to score more...
prince kiran
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no one hear us but if I have to speak 🗣 I wil say this is the game that opens their flaws actually.... why using @Eriksen as @CDM he has @Casemiro @Fred @Vandebeek on the bench... where is his @CF & @LW they need @CF @LW right now OR they need to experiment his squad in that positions.... he has a very good squad... they don't need any signings also but need to be very hard on team selection... select based on the position mainly that's my humble opinion... with having good @CB can try 3-4-1-2 OR 3-4-3 OR he can follow their Dutch🇳🇱 style of play 4-3-3 ... stick to it... bring players based on that in future 🔮 .... he can be like... @Arteta - @Arsenal TRUST THE PROCESS..... [Comeon]
ORUVAL3
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Why did they quickly awarded him manager of the month of September? sure he merited it but now all that seems like a bad dream...and the international break didn't help him that much...his players were lackluster , sluggish and lackadaisical at the start...so much carried away by the Citizens infernal steam...
rapacdlmyz
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We need to give ETH time to rebuild the team. But Bruno out, too erratic. Rashford out. Can’t even control and link up the team with his poor passing. These 2 are the ones that will give one good game out of ten games. Sancho to give him another season. Very poor when building up the play.
gurugistz447
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At the end if the day, it is what it is😒😒
Sssmansy
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this guy is a Manchester fan doesn't care if it's United or City