Erling Haaland has spent the past nine months making the impossible possible, but this would be something else.
The Manchester City striker thinks he could be the man to finally reunite Oasis after pledging to end the standoff between Liam and Noel Gallagher, both of whom are massive City supporters.
Rumours of a reunion have been swirling for years and both brothers have teased it on multiple occasions, but getting them into the same room is a lot harder than it sounds given that they haven't spoken since the band broke up in 2009.
When asked if he could be the guy to finally reunite Oasis, Haaland said: "Yeah maybe they need a Norwegian guy, a peacemaker to get them together."
What about joining the band as a third singer? "That's a good question," a laughing Haaland replied. "Yeah of course I can be. Doesn't mean I will be, but of course I can be."
Haaland was pictured in his underpants with his arm round Noel in the City dressing following their 4-1 demolition of Arsenal last month, though he's thrown some love Liam's way too, having turned up to a match wearing trainers emblazoned with the younger Gallagher brother's face a few months ago.
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During an appearance on talkSPORT on Tuesday, Noel asked Liam to "call me" to discuss the possibility of a reunion, but risked the ire of his brother after branding him "a coward".
"He won't call. He should call me. He's forever going on about [a reunion]. You'd have thought by now he'd have some sort of plan," Noel told Jim White.
"He doesn't have to speak to me, he won't speak to me, he's a coward. He should get some of his people, his agent, to call my people and say, 'look this is what we're thinking'. And then we'd have a conversation about.
"Until then, he's being a little bit disingenuous."
Liam appeared to hit back on Wednesday by labelling Noel a "bell end", tweeting: "I turn up and play the MUSIC for the people of MANCHESTER who have just had a terror attack while you sit on your dingy sipping champagne and you got the audacity to call me a COWARD sit down you [bell emoji] end."