Thomas Tuchel criticised England's first half XI – and the pitch – as the Three Lions started their World Cup preparations with a low key victory over New Zealand.
The German appeared less than impressed with an opening 45 minutes which saw Harry Kane score the only goal of the game, and accused his starters of going 'freestyle'.
'I'm OK,' he said. 'Not super happy. In the first half we were out of position and it was a bit too much freestyle.'
When asked what he meant by that, Tuchel suggested his side had gone rogue and ditched the gameplan. 'We were changing positions for too long,' he said. 'It's not a problem to change positions, but you have to find the position again, so that everyone knows how to start the attack, and then we can just accelerate the game easier.
'And we were taking crosses, a lot of crosses, long-range shots, which is normally not our style of play. We played a lot of long balls, we played a lot of long passes - that was not part of training in the last four days.'
On Friday, Daily Mail Sport revealed how England were to face a 'plug and play' pitch that had only been laid around a week ago at the Raymond James Stadium, home of the NFL's Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
And Tuchel was far from impressed with the surface, despite his side coming through with no injuries.
'It was very difficult to play on,' he said. 'We have no injuries and there were no concerns, but it was very uneven and to move the ball quickly, when you have the ball for the majority of the match, it doesn't help you.'
When asked if he was surprised he had to deal with that in the first outing, he responded: 'It is what it is. It can happen, I know it from pre-season tours overseas, that this can happen if you play in stadiums, normally in football stadiums, that the pitch is maybe too new, and not fully grown and not fully even.'
Tuchel started with Morgan Rogers in the side, which prompted some to wonder whether Jude Bellingham may have to be content with a place on the bench when the tournament starts. However, Bellingham was made captain when he arrived for the second half - and Tuchel warned not to read too much into the situation.
'Decisions are not made yet for Croatia, and there were no hidden messages,' Tuchel said. 'We try to have more or less equal teams, and Harry and Morgan played many matches for us together, and we had yesterday a strong group in training with Jude, Nico O'Reilly and Elliot Anderson, and we just kept them together because they enjoyed playing against us yesterday in training. So that was it, no secret messages.'
Tuchel went on to praise the Real Madrid playmaker, who missed two months of the season with a hamstring injury. 'He comes from an injury and is full of energy, and happy to be back on the pitch,' he said.
'He had his break, unfortunately, in a decisive part of the season, Champions League season, and then a national campaign for the championship in Spain, so this was very unfortunate for Real Madrid and for him personally, but you can see now that he is actually in a sweet spot, he comes back, he's fresh, he wants to play, and he's in top shape.'
Meanwhile, All Whites coach Darren Bazeley, the former Watford, Wolves and England Under 21 defender, also appeared a tad unimpressed with England's performance. 'If they want to win the World Cup they need to be better than they were today,' he said.
Colito
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how do you expect to win having Rashford for doing absolutely nothing
payelmnopu
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You have to win that world Thomas because you came there you fought with players your mother calling players that their behaviour is impulsive what ever she called them so now no excuses otherwise England is gonna fire you you will be jobless after world cup
sipdenopt
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that is the way the play since 1960 🤣😂😂
Rizanpty
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They won England thats all that matters , Im surprised one of you super coaches didn't get the job of England coach. some of you are just full of sh_t
jusbcekrtu
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so tuchel hates Long passes that's why he left out Alexander Arnold, stupid coach
popbeiklp
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England as a team is completely finished. Players don't live upto their clubs' performances. England and Spain so far won't go past the group stsges
Bamikmopuy
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all the bias calls in the prem karma awaits England,
kiobilmpuy
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Jitaikopst
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He seems like a match referee😄😄
darkxiao
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England won't pass that group stages
M_cAveli
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Stup!d coach !
hudaekmpsu
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this is just the beginning
judamnpuz
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u left lord Maguire u not seen anything yet
hiubceknpy
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i feel sorry for England with form are player know 😢
hiubceknpy
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watching England with big names useless
Cekabcpsy
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This England team has the weakest defensive line of the decade. I would be surprised if this team can get past the Quarter Finals of the tournament.
My same take buddy. This English team look terrible, contributed with the coach's unattractive style of play with his poor selection
Naeacklpru
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England to di worl!
Kingitovic
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always the same story
_Smart_
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Pep will replace him in few months time
UjoAbx
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this guy is not worthy of England coach
Nezbdisyz
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England must forget about wining world cip,just to qualify off groups stages gonna be a challenge believe me.
Widbiltz
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Excuses again
سردارایوب۔اکاخیل
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everyone is unhappy Tuchel make as good as faster
Badhur
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Unhappy ??? Tuchel you piece of shittttttttt… your selection is worthless
juzampsuy
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no excuse after leaving talented players like Cole and Forden you don't see nothing yet
forden was as set on the bench Cole Palmer who under perform this season smh
nwa4lifd
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this is pride ... you are undermining and not appreciating your team in the open even before the world cup ... they will play against you ....
Busabcopst
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England choose wrong coach this Tuchel not good to be England coach
Yupabklort
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don't bet on england going far this tournament
Dozcmopty
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no excuse after leaving talented players like Cole and Forden you don't see nothing yet
Big fact baby girl
Vaoilopstu
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no excuse after leaving talented players like Cole and Forden you don't see nothing yet
Nebairsz
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kkkkkk you useless coach
duwcdempyz
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কজ
ariwanze
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You will be accessed and judged by the players you picked after the tournament. No excuses.
fanaceiop
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This England team has the weakest defensive line of the decade. I would be surprised if this team can get past the Quarter Finals of the tournament.
joockmtu
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what a stupid coach
gallasyommy
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No one cares We foresaw this with your terrible selection