Arsenal moved the ball from back to front in just 19 seconds for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang to score on Monday night - but the truth is the Gunners striker finds such speeds positively pedestrian.
Try the 0-60mph in 2.9 seconds his latest expensive sports car is capable of.
Aubameyang marked his two goals in Arsenal's win over Leicester City by posing next to a £1million Ferrari 'LaFerrari' - one of the most sought-after cars on the planet.
The Gabon striker entitled his Instagram post simply 'Good Morning' as he revelled in his team's 10th consecutive victory in all competitions under Unai Emery.
The LaFerrari - which literally means 'The Ferrari' - is the Italian marque's attempt at building the definitive hybrid sports car and just 499 have been made.
All of them sold out before the car was even made available, with each owner parting with £1m or more to own one.
The car bursts with technology borrowed from Ferrari's Formula One team and its 6.3-litre V12 engine is capable of 950bhp and a top speed of at least 227mph.
An acceleration from standing to 62mph takes less than three seconds and 0-124mph takes under seven seconds.
One F1 reference is that many of the control buttons are mounted on the steering wheel, while the seats and interior have to be custom sculpted to the individual driver.
Aside from Aubameyang, other LaFerrari owners include Formula One world champion Lewis Hamilton, pop star Justin Bieber and celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey.
Instead of prospective buyers coming to Ferrari and writing a cheque, the company actually invited people to come and buy one, usually depending on how many Ferraris they already had in their garage.
Aubameyang is no stranger to sports cars, frequently posting Instagram snaps posed up next to them.
The Arsenal forward also had a bit of fun at Mesut Ozil's expense, by filming the German midfielder watching his goal against Leicester back on social media after the game.
Ozil was having a post-match massage and watching the clip on his phone. Aubameyang accompanied his video with a speech bubble coming from Ozil's head that ready 'I'm the best'.
Jopimptz
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please leave auba alone y'all haters what about Sanchez who is the highest paid p player in history y'all talking because his an arsenal player and y'all can't stand him enjoying his life
Sanchez earns £350...Hes contributing to United whereas Ozil's on the same and Mikhitaryan is on £300 and none contribute to your team. Fix home before you talk nonsense
Jopimptz
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Waste of money tbh
MESSIAHLM10
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he is having a stock of luxury sports cars
radbclopsy
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good car
tunezee88
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Lovely
numdlpr
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nice coffin I hope Arsenal insured against these extravagances, one false step at a Max of 120 which he will be lucky to get to on English roads, and Arsenal can kiss their championship run goodby. what a total waste, they say she off bring disgrace. in 5 years it will be a has been, and by today's workmanship standard a piece of crap. ain't fighting you down auba but you gotta cool it down you are gonna lose control. maybe it was better that none of us had seen it, distractions mean lack of focus. maybe this is why he didn't start, coaches have feelings too. nice game lame car [cup]
huzkrs
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After all he scored for the team win
Fueackuy
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Great player
Akuta
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please leave auba alone y'all haters what about Sanchez who is the highest paid p player in history y'all talking because his an arsenal player and y'all can't stand him enjoying his life
liobdmptu
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wow..just wow...for a squad that can't compete with any team inside the top 6 they do have an incredible amount of arrogance ...flat track bullies hahaha
stay on your Lane pls ...mind yur own business
Elsa98
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What a luxurious car he has!
yimbenopt
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after all, its his hard earned money not public funds. let him enjoy his money
yimbenopt
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after all, its his hard earned money not public funds. let him enjoy his wealth
Veuceios
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wow..just wow...for a squad that can't compete with any team inside the top 6 they do have an incredible amount of arrogance ...flat track bullies hahaha
what do u know abt Arsenal be on ur Lane pls.
Veuceios
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my friends live the players alone and let them enjoy their sweat bcos it's not u. short up.some died on the field of play what will u say about that too
Carolme
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wow..just wow...for a squad that can't compete with any team inside the top 6 they do have an incredible amount of arrogance ...flat track bullies hahaha
idleness
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Club owners should have a word with players and agents about showing off their goods and remember the parents and children who pay to attend games and pay billions in T.V. money because when we stop going to games you will have nothing.
Kingstonu
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he could feed gabon with this price.
lovelinea
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I Bet he plays some right pony in it like lil Wayne
heredity
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I prefer my car tbh I can attack speed bumps and win. Sure he can't
Yibabcmpsu
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Great advertisement for getting mugged in London
Am sure insurance cover it
Harvedlan
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"Mr. Aubameyang, we have this limited Ferrari edition we think you would be interested in. Only 499 in production and first preference is afforded to current owners of most Ferrari cars. It goes for £1 million" - "Sure, I'll take it." --When money ain't a thing boys...
patrhave
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Great advertisement for getting mugged in London
happen
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I'm glad there are people who are humble like Kante, sensible like Kompany or fun like D. Luiz, ... You know people who don't have the irrepressible need to flaunt their wealth to common people...
boost
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Why flaunt your wealth in such a pretentious way, footballers are as thick as the wags they date!!!
basicallye
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Now a target for the roadmans of London...
Gavincor
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Cars a beauty, nice if you can afford it.
yumaster
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It's a short career ,but the bling seems to matter more than a sound financial future
happylife
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Living the dream for kicking a ball around sigh
Mustfer
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The amount of money they are on is rediculous. The worlds gone mad. There should be caps on wages.
Olivekiss
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Seems like a really good humble person a true role model for youngsters to look up to
blackjust
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Aubameyang was not born in Gabon nor has he lived there. He only plays for them because his father was born there and played for them.
Armstrongrno
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TV money and huge sponsorship have destroyed football when a kid grows up wanting to be a footballer now his thoughts are on wealth first even bang average players earn colossal sums, it can't go on the well always runs dry in the end.
rucksackers
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Cool, another football narcissist
opaqu
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I have also watched hes goal over a million times
Citymen
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Team spirit is higher than giraffe bo llocks right now.. I love it. Buy 10 ferraris if u loike aslong as u deliver us the league
oilfield
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I remember the days when modesty was a virtue.
Annant
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Reaching out to the common man. Not exactly what the average footie fan earns eh.
Khalifymapant
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That is my boy
posdinptz
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Thanks for Auba [Bear] [Cheer]
Ali-Bvb
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