Text in picture: Imagine what Ramos and Messi were thinking about

Hello everyone, I am @Afy! Welcome to "Text in Picture". In this column, all you need is your imagination. Please design an interesting conversation for people in the picture we post.

Imagine what Ramos and Messi were talking about and write down your lines in the comments area.

The format is shown as followed:

Ramos: ...

Messi: ...

If your lines are interesting enough, they will be shown in the picture we make for you next time!

Here are some selected lines for the last "Text in Picture": 

@MAFC: 

@jaineelbhatt: