Daily Comments: Haaland saved Dortmund from eating ATM draw soup

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Article 1: Mallorca 0-4 Barca: Messi makes winning return with a goal and two assists

@Mosanya:

If you want goals, Call Lewandowski If you want assist, Call De Bruyne If you want both, Call Lionel Messi

@JamesWalker:

La Liga is back ❌ Leo Liga is back ✔️

@Ronaldoballer7:

In case of an emergency do not call 911, call Lionel Messi he will assist you safely ,,,,,,

@Ronaldoballer7:

MESSI:- (M)agical ( E)vidence of (S)uper (S)tats by an (I)ndividual .....😉

@Ronaldoballer7:

It's easy to stop a bullet when it's been fired than to stop Messi from scoring goals and assisting at the same time

Article 2: Dusseldorf 0-1 Dortmund: BVB title hopes alive thanks to late Haaland winner

@sufyrumu:

Haaland scored a 95th minute goal against Dusseldorf 95.😂

@lukzlat910:

Fans: Dortmund is gonna play basketball against Dusseldorf Dusseldorf: Say what?? Haaland: Very well, we won't play basketball, football it shall be Dusseldorf:

@Ronaldoballer7:

Summary: Dortmund were not connected to man city basketball mode wifi but Haaland connected to Sergio Ramos 90+ scoring mode wifi 😉

@JohnWick7:

Just in 35mins Borussia Dortmund was Renamed to Borussia Haaland⚽🔥

@Ronaldoballer7:

Summary: Haaland saved Dortmund from eating ATM draw soup 🥣

@SH3012:

Fun Fact: Haaland Was Inspired By Ramos To Score The Last-Minute Goal

Article 3: PSG director confirms Cavani & Thiago Silva will leave in summer as free agents

@Christopher_Robin:

Characteristics to be a Juventus star:1) Must be above 30 2) Must be a free agent 3) Must be rejected by the club 4) Must be above 30.

@CaydidYare:

Old lady seeing old ages + free agents

@Ronaldoballer7:

Cavin will give the old lady a  sheep🐏& Silver will give the old lady a silver ring 💍

@maycmoruz:

Don't forget that Manchester United is also General "Old Trafford" sirThiago n Cavani will adopted at Old Trafford because they are Old enough

@Akechandy:

Juventus and other clubs fighting over free agents.

Article 4: Hazard & Asensio included in Madrid squad for Eibar clash as Bale in, Jovic out

@Ronaldoballer7:

Hazard will Harm Eibar and send them into isolation 😉

@Ronaldoballer7:

His name is Marco Asensio and he is addicted to scoring wonder goals only 😎

@SH3012:

Reasons I Will Watch The Match:- 1)I Am A Real Madrid Fan 2)I Will See Hazard And Asensio Playing After So Many Time. 3)It Will Be Our First Victory After 3 Months

@SH3012:

Spanish commentator Will Be So Excited That They Will Talk Faster Than The Speed Of Light😂😂

Article 5: Leipzig boss Nagelsmann: I do not expect Werner to stay & Chelsea great choice

@Datadikpty:

Good news for Chelsea Werner is going to make Chelsea great again

@SH3012:

I Could Play Chess On His T-shirt 😂

@BrazilForever36:

Now that's a very clever way of saying "Yes, he is going to Chelsea - the best choice for him!"

Article 6: Zidane's magic triangle: Benzema, Hazard, and Isco

@DoLaPO10:

This triangle has enough angles to demolish any team in the European top flight

@BavarianNetbuster:

This is the only triangle stronger than the pyramids of Egypt and more interesting than the Bermuda triangle

@File13:

Just as ships disappear in the Bermuda Triangle, right so will Manchester City's ship disappear in this triangle