Daily Funny Moments: The reason why Sancho will love Chelsea is...

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Memes of the Day

Brighton whenever they face big teams.

Arsenal be like...

Haaland after scoring back to back hattricks!

Raphinha > "Mboope"

Leverkusen's unbeaten league run is over!!

Daily Comments

Article 1: UCL fixtures IN FULL: Milan vs Liverpool, Man City vs Inter in the first round

@S_danhajiya:

Still confuse

@Peaceking1234:

Hear me out when I say we will shock the World this time💯💪 , Vamos Barca💙❤️

@Angelz:

for those who do not understand....there 36 teams in One league. each team will play 8 games randomly as it was before the draws. the first 8 teams on the table(like league table) will qualify to the knockout stage automatically. 9 to 24 (24 - 9= 16)will play a play off. the winer's of the play offs 8 will qualify to the knock out stage and play the first 8 who had qualified ( round of 16). winners quality to quarter finals. winners quality to semi finals. winners qualify to finals... shalom

@ArcAbdulkhs:

it's the matter of time know it's your turn visca barca visca Catalonia.

@moeeklprty:

Still HALA MADRID 🏆🏆

@Shmonny:

José Mourinho on  African players:🗣️ "It's simple, I can't go to Africa anymore! The supporters are crazy, everywhere 😂! I coached Didier Drogba, Salomon Kalou, who is Ivorian, Samuel Eto'o from Cameroon, Michael Essien, Muntari from Ghana, John Nigerian Obi Mikel...I've had guys from all over Africa.Every time I go there, I can't walk on the street. People love me so much! Even in Europe where there are a lot of Africans, they adore me.To be honest, I love Africans and especially their players. The African player is very loyal. Some players call me 'dad', like Michael Essien, even though they are almost my age!" ❤️🌍

@Adunoluwayemi:

pray for Liverpool

@Shmonny:

Welcome to the Madrid League 👍

@Shmonny:

One of the best league in the world, good luck to you guys🤭

@showkeyd:

good luck Hala Madrid

Article 2: Barcelona 7-0 Valladolid: Raphinha hits hat-trick as Lewy, Olmo & co net

@Nam_So:

📸 - Hansi Flick seems uncomfortable after taking a 7-0 lead.

@Zumzy:

This guy has won our heart. ❤️ A beast full of energy. No true Barcelona fan will pass without liking

@vomcdemoyz:

can I can 100 likes!?

@N0_N0NsENSE:

31st August will be officially known as Raphinha Day in La Liga from now on. 💙❤️

@Peaceking1234:

Raphihna First HATTRICK also under Flick 🔥✅ , He has truly transformed our Man🔥 , Thank You Coach❤️‍🩹👏

@mohamedabdi143:

Who needs Nico when we have Raphinha 🇧🇷 🔥

@Mg3:

The current best player in the world is Lamine Yamal.[100percent][100percent]

@championjr:

What an upgrade barca got for themselves

@OSAKA123:

Man utd fans be like: this score looks familiar

@HIRO237:

Sorry for ever doubting you bro🫡

Article 3: OFFICIAL: Sancho joins Chelsea on loan with obligation to buy from Man United

@gsikaputa:

😂😂🤭

@Jucditu:

you are welcome to join Chelsea life 🇿🇲💙💙💙💙

@cheriivicky:

our options

@liabklnru:

He will score in the PL before Mason Mount

@Olilatonny95:

Waiting for Sancho to say it was a dream come true to join Chelsea

@vatblouyz:

what is the difference

@Kucbcitu:

welcome bro good luck I will soon join you guyz by god grace 🙏

@Sutadkmuyz:

English pundits: commenting to chelsea new signs. Felix has made the wrong decision to join chelsea. he will not shine. Pedro should not join chelsea,he is supposed to go to Liverpool or Arsenal. Caisedo was confused, heading to chelsea. Man U has made a clever sign on Hojlund he is a bright future striker. Gabriel Jesus is the right player for Arsenal. Liverpool has made a good sign on Nunez. All these signs, both Arsenal,Liverpool, and Man U, are worse than chelsea signs. Hojlund,Nunez,Jesus, including Sancho from Dortmund none scored more goals than Jackson. Now, how can one tell the world that Jeckson is a flop  striker than all the rival strikers? And now Liverpool signed Chiesa,Arsenal Sterling Man U Zirkzee, and they are saying that all are perfect signs. But for chelsea are bad signs. If chelsea loses the game, all are criticising the chelsea board,but Man U loses. They say the coach's tactics were not enough to break through. Chelsea and Man U are all having 3 points in 2 games. Now, which team is performing poorly, then the other?

@Yueclmot:

welcome

@Aplhanitro618:

Sancho all the way to Man U fans after winning two✌️trophies 😂😂😂🥲

Article 4: Arsenal 1-1 Brighton: Gunners held by J. Pedro goal, Havertz nets, Rice sent off

@Thegame22:

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you . The title pretenders

@VIKINGSB:

Gunners blaming ref for eating Rice 🤣...

@ManCity4Life112:

The return of the elephant 🐘 season 4 😁

@siamanenga:

Array

@NassibKeicee:

They stopped training thinking that Aston Villa was the only team that prevented them from winning premier..And this is how Arsenal Loses the Premier league 🙄

@Peaceking1234:

Today's Man of the Match😒💔

@NassibKeicee:

It's Sterling effect....they were winning comfortably before he comes..

@Suah-K-FCB:

It's Too Early please 🥺..

@Nam_So:

Arsenal fans after the Rice red card

@An-Bri-MountEverest:

Brighton goal was due to poor attempt of big gabi , he should have poke or slide down or get him down and concede foul when ball still is in outside box .... poor defending man ..

Article 5: West Ham 1-3 Man City: 3-game winning run! City go top as Haaland hits hat-trick

@Peaceking1234:

Barca win ruthlessly✅ Raphihna HATTRICK✅ Man City win simply✅ Haaland HATTRICK✅What a Day to be a Citylona Fan💙❤️🫡

@Vector007:

the only way to stop Manchester city 😂😂

@TopCentral:

The Only Player who gets criticized for making his job look EASY

@Bartozzy:

others strikers calculating how many goals they need to win Golden boot against Halland

@Vector007:

what a day for those supporting Barcelona and man City 😂😂

@Lyre24i:

How dare people compare him to mbappe😅😅 who’s struggling with madrid with all those classy players 😁😁

@Jerbanumbi:

Now all those people that was saying Mbapé is better than Haaland can be silence

@Peaceking1234:

Another HATTRICK for Haaland again🤯 , at this moment , No one is winning the EPL Golden Boot until Haaland retires🤣

@ቢላቴናውNeymar:

Haalaand Beast Mode Activated  🔥🔥🔥🔥

@TopCentral:

The Only Player who gets criticized for making his job look EASY 😜

Article 6: Osimhen axed from Napoli squad, stripped of shirt number

@Shmonny:

Its always best to leave when the ovation is loudest

@yecbilnosz:

please explain how he is greedy? that he rejected weekly pay of £130,000 for a player of his worth? whereas non performing players in CFC are earning higher, you all saying his greedy are just wicked!

@Witiopsyz:

that's Napoli's lost, he's still under contract, so they must be paying him his wages.

@Bonceirsty:

Correctly Osimhen is better than Lukaku.Napoli are the one who is greedy, PSG and many clubs came for Osimhen but they refused and stand on their ridiculous price. And at the end who lost😀 Shame on Napoli. Osimhen please stay on the bench and earning your money with no stress till January, Better club will come for you.

@Diybikmno:

What a life! A player celebrated like Maradona when he won the Scudetto with Napoli and now being stripped of his shirt number and frozen from Napoli's squad. They even had a song for him, be careful of the praises of men today that might turn to mockery from the same men tomorrow.

@Shmonny:

It doesn't matter, they'd still pay his wages or pay off the remainder of the years in his contract. Either way , Victor isn't at a loss. As a free agent he can join any club anytime.

@Nuodikptuy:

Osimhen’s mistake was the contract extension he was deceived to sign which gave Napoli the commanding rights to determine his fate. And since is out to frustrate him, he is now at the receiving end. So sad.

@waycikrtz:

Napoli has forgotten the dark years that Victor  brought  back to life in their football  history

Article 7: Chelsea send awkward three-word Sterling message after late Arsenal transfer

@Mcmansy:

this guy collecting the big six like infinity Stone

@Bliszakeju:

If God can change sterling fate from conference league to champions league in just a twinkle of an eye God can still change my life and your life before the end of today.

@Shmonny:

Always remember red color has always looked good on Sterling😎😎

@Moseseboto:

When English is Englishing some empty brains without grammar. So was it good to say bad luck or good luck? I beg to stop your disillusionment🤔✍️✍️✍️😅😅😅

@hanginthere:

Chelsea spending big money on players so that arsenal can buy them for low price 😀😀 one london club helping another. that's called business.😀😀😀

@Koabdoptuy:

when you say good Lock, to someone is it a wrong statement, pls guys say something about this issue pls..

@dodaelps:

I hope you will score against Chelsea

@Bocbdmnuy:

why 😭😹😭 Oooh

Article 8: 'I was so upset at £35m Chelsea transfer call – I can't understand the logic'

@U.S.A402239:

Emmanuel Petit or whatever you call yourself! When Chelsea were in ruins from the English FA, I don’t wonder how many of you ex-Blues came to the rescue? Todd Boehly and Co. rescued Chelsea, and have continued to spend money to buy players to compete. They may have made mistakes as ones who probably didn’t know how football business works but, they keep making efforts to fix them by continuing to spend more money. Now, again, what efforts are you guys making; you continue to run your mouths! Talk about ‘’English players for their fans’’ I wonder how many English players have won the Ballon dor in the last how many decades? Excuse You!

@Zakcdinrz:

That chapter is closed, relax Uncle. We sold Hazard and won the UCL. It’s about time, things would change.

@hubabdlt:

I don't understand English legends, what's do special about their country man player ? he refused to extend his contract when two offers was giving to him, expecting to finish his contact and go on free transfer which is a total lose to Chelsea,we manage get what we can ,I see nothing there, though I like the guy but since he's not ready to extend nothing much,we sell hazard and still go far what else

@Shmonny:

Low salary policy will not allow top-earning players to join Chelsea.  A lot of fans confuse transfer fee with the players personal salary terms. Chelsea currently are practicing low salary policy.  Most fans are blindfolded by the huge transfer fees, which are not even necessarily that huge after all because of the huge contract duration periods.

@Kombdlmsuy:

bro...the man is speaking the truths... chaloba is there & Chelsea spent close to 80M to buy disasi & badashile. mason mount who won the UCL for us was sold all because of improve salary, but Chelsea used 45M to rahim Sterling & gave him 325k a week. Chelsea contracts for players are 7yr & you were expecting Gallagher to 2yrs. bro... is about time Chelsea must respect 'academy graduate' caceido & enzo Fernandez are not better than Gallagher... go & check their stats.

@Ackford:

I knew this was coming 😂😂😂😂

@Jotbclprty:

Even Madrid sold Ronaldo despite the number of UCL he won with them

Article 9: Analysis: Could Sancho shine at Chelsea?

@Wancou:

We cannot rely on mudryk, Neto maybe injury prone so sancho is here for the right reason, he can play left, right and sometimes center, so why not and also since we cant get osimhen

@Gunnerneko:

All these players will be frustrated in a year or two and will be told that they're not in the new manager plan.

@ribcemopru:

@Ayobamiadeayo:

Good luck boy

@Gunnerneko:

I guess Chelsea can make more than 5 subs per game that's why they have so many forwards

@Ackford:

good move for the blues 💙

@Piycdory:

I don't really know what this Manchester United coach is looking for? If you watch Sancho play in Dortmund last season, I haven't yet seen a player this season who plays like Sancho. Then this caricature of a coach would let Sancho go? thins is nonsense Sancho is a player who can change the morphology of a match at anytime

Article 10: Barcelona star named in matchday squad for Real Valladolid clash after recovering from injury

@EscobarSigai:

this guy Fake injury just to avoid transfer

@Shmonny:

"I am very happy to play against Brest who won Ligue 2 in 1981. I watched their matches, it was splendid.”

@Ttkama:

Good news finally. Bernal your career will never die this way 🙏Amen

@Niwaikrz:

today lineup 💪

Article 11: Arne Slot exclusive interview: Liverpool boss says Manchester United showdown will provide ultimate barometer

@Loyabdeloy:

we gonna show them here we come gonna make you ununited

@lukikmnrsz:

As long as good football is played and fairness to the players and opponents, then a good manager you will become.

@Hitbclno:

I really appreciate his humility as a Liv fan. YNWA Mr. Slot.

Article 12: Salah reveals the inspiration behind his new celebration from unexpected sport

@Sobcdstuy:

I will love to see that against Man united tomorrow Sunday. Hope you, jota Diaz and rest Liverpool players find the net tomorrow

@maadinprst:

salah

@fooabckmty:

much love from Nigeria for king Salah [100percent]

@Sapaikosu:

this is cavani celebration

Article 13: Newcastle dream not over, insists Howe despite transfer disappointment

@Kabalamutebakabala15:

Tottenham Hotspur to shine tomorrow

@lauabdlnpz:

In Ange Postecoglou we believe... Glory Glory to Spur..

Article 14: The inextricable link between Oasis & City: Noel Gallagher is text pals with Pep

@Vector_Vector:

thanks for everything ,  very excited to see them coming back 😘💙