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Daily Comments: It looks like Manchester United is wearing anti-goal condom

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Article 1: Messi's motivational speech to Barca teammates at half-time revealed

@raynknight:

u can take messi out of Barca but u can't Take Barca out of Messi

@King/of/football:

That's Exactly what Real Madrid lacks, leadership

@CR7pranav:

Messi trying to be like Ronaldo

@AN-WAR:

Massi is not the captain of Barcelona but also Inspiration of all players. This is real Captain. We compare King, Captain of America

Article 2: AZ 0-0 Man Utd: Solskjaer's awful away run continues with 0 shots on target

@lord_series:

it is like Manchester United is wearing an anti-goal condom

@zizou324:

Watching Man Utd play is a cure for insomnia.

@Bencaar:

*TYPES OF FOOTBALL PLAYING IN ENGLAND* Liverpool - counter attack Chelsea - spreading attack Mancity - pressuring attack Spurs - quickly passing attack Arsenal - slow attack Manchester united - heart attack

@Omodudu1:

I can't waste my time on this

@yuwabcmtz:

Mourinho was never the problem of Manchester United ther club has been cursed

Article 3: Abraham & Tomori earn 1st England call-ups for Euro 2020 Qualifiers, Lingard out

@Dwise:

Southgate has successfully gotten back his nudes from Lingard🤦🏽‍♂️

@Hicdlmopu:

Abraham and Tomori, my advice to you is that you better wait and play for Nigeria because England will frustrate you. They will use you and dump you. Once you are no longer relevant they will dump you but with Nigeria' you are sure to play for ages until you retire. Nigeria will respect you and cherish you. You will be treated like a king. Don't say I did not warn you. So many British Nigerians have played for England and so many of them regretted not playing for Nigeria such as Agbonlahor, John Fashanu, Andy Cole. please do not make same mistake.

@GeebabaGodfrey:

I worry alot for Tammy Abraham and Fikayo Tomori. For me , this invitation is political and also a trap; once they feature for England, they automatically become ineligible to play for their fatherland ( Nigeria ) & once their form dip a little, England will dump them and continue with their own which will in turn end their international career. I weep for these two Nigerians, I thought the experience of John Fashanu, Gabriel Agbonlahor( England ), Patrick Owomoyela ( Germany ), Emmanuel Olisadebe( Poland ) and others that experienced this situation should have taught them a lesson. Too bad

@Harris90:

England has hijacked those two Naija boyz

@Vuoaklmprs:

Tammy will be very confused now. Tammy, don't rush into honouring the call up, take ur time and examine the risks of tying urself either with Englang or Nigeria. Whatever decision you make at the last, we the Chelsea fans will definitely stand with you. Best of luck our no.9

Article 4: From Hazard & Pepe → Xhaka & Lingard, here are AF September Flops of the Month

@roman_reigns_tz_ZNZ:

Is Lingard flop of the month (September) or flop of the year

@raynknight:

How come Lingard, Xhaka and Young r Still called FLops .........They r Lords now

@Kingbright:

I’m just sad right now to see Hazard in this squad he was never involved in this whiles at Chelsea am sorry my hero you will get back strong

@gitanmessi10:

no body can beat Courtois

@elvisyayo:

Courtois remains the head chief and captains of all flops of the season.. Hazard shouldn’t be in this list.. He deserves our patience.. goals will definitely comes from him.. 💪

@Enikshizzy:

So Hazard and Coutious went from being best in Chelsea to flops in Real Madrid..... Madrid is a virus

Article 5: Arsenal 4-0 Standard Liege: 3-goal involved Martinelli seals easy UEL win

@enjoying:

Can Arsenal please donate 1 goal to Man United

@MulumbaDaniel:

Mustafi played like VVD and VVD  played like Mustafi

@iamildaz:

Official : Arsenal Young Boys are more dangerous than Arsenal starting 11.......

@Amponsahthompson:

Arsenal uses 10 minutes to score 3 goals whiles it takes 3 weeks for Man U to score a goal.

@Jsmooth:

ManU fans be like: We kept a clean sheet too 🤣🤣🤣

@Danoni85:

Mustafi be like.....I owe no man any apology, another clean sheet in the bag

Article 6: OFFICIAL: Juventus & Italy legend Claudio Marchisio retires from football at 33

@Pasacdikoy:

stay happy and miss you legend and thank you for entertaing us in your small carrer

@Trick03:

BUFFON be like : I need 5 more years to do this

@basketballer:

Another Player of Juventus Retires at 33 But Ronaldo, despite being Above 30,We hear Headlines that he has Scored Hat-tricks and Goals Instead of a Retiring Announcement

Article 7: 'Mr Watzke you such a clown' - Aubameyang hits back at Dortmund CEO

@Huubcdm:

As an Arsenal fan, I never expected this from Auba😂😂😂 it just made me love him even more

@raynknight:

ArsenaL after someone caLLed them a money cLub.......

I am sure if anyone bids 200 million then Dortmund CEO will sell Sancho too 😂

@Gunsandroses:

We All Know Dortmunds CEO is A Dumb

@raynknight:

says someone who is a CEO of selling cLub........

Article 8: Courtois 'could be absent for a month to miss El Clascio & return on 30th Oct'

@kitakoitam:

Courtois  needs some rest.....he needs only 10-20 years  rest then he will be alright

@Nesaiknruy_Legend:

Other players injured: Good luck, hope you come back soon. Snakeois injured: Take as long as you need, go on a year long vacation to enjoy yourself just dont come back too the end of the season 😂

@Jutaeilruz:

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