Article 1: Adebayor sent off for 'FLYING KARATE KICK' just a month after being signed 🎥
That was better than the BROGUE kick or the CLAYMORE kick.
He thought of recalling us with was Shaolin soccer that film everyone loves.
I think he was emulating Bundesliga logo 😆😆😆
Surely somehow in someway this guy is related to Zlatan😄
Cantona be like: That's my Guy😁😁
Jackie Chan will be very proud of that kick, I won't be surprised If Adebayor appears in the next Jackie chan's new movie.
Article 2: How could the Premier League resume amid coronavirus pandemic?
Soccer has been quarantined from us [mask][Unlike]
Title challenge in Europe top five league
France: PSG vs Marseille
Germany: Bayern Munich vs Dortmund
Spain: Barcelona vs Real Madrid
Italy: Juventus vs Lille
ENGLAND: Liverpool vs Coronavirus
Relegation-threatened teams will be having serious prayer and fasting this period so they could declare the season null and void who wants to go to relegation before 😂
How Priemere league players can defend Coronavirus.😂😂😂😂💥💥💥
Article 3: Ronaldo's hotels in Portugal will become hospitals providing FREE medical care
@Jenil Chauhan:
He's Hero on and off the pitch.
I'm sure Trump is on his way to doing this with his hotels very soon. It even sounds like Mar A Lago was welcoming patients last weekend!
Ronaldo is much more than a football, he is a natural philanthropist. I won’t be surprised if his Airlines start to benefit humanity...
Helping others it will also keep his staff working. He’ll probably get a good rate from the gov’t and not lose money. It's a good move.
Article 4: We are with you! Continue enjoying All Football during coronavirus pandemic 💚
All football will give us news, coronavirus won't cancel All football.
You can take football from us but you can't take us from football.
Coronavirus can suspend Football but All football can't be suspended 💚
So far the advantage is on the Coronavirus side, we are waiting COMEBACK
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